Shackback

Derived from the word shack and flashback, a shackback is the act of reminiscing about shacks from weekends past. Shackbacks are usually shared with the two individuals who shacked together. See shack. Because shacking occurs commonly when both parties are intoxicated, conversations or actions that took place during and before the shack are easily lost in the fog of drunken memory, and thus, (attempting) to recall events from a particular shack can be quite humorous, if not slightly embarrassing.

G1: Last weekend's shack with you was spectacular!

G2: Indeed! I could say the same for you darling! I don't recall all too much from that night because I was totally smashed. But I remember dropping you into a bike rack while carrying you out to the taxi before we got back to the house!

G1: So that's why I have such an unsightly bruise on my hip! Ha ha ha! Oh, shackbacks!

by Sir Gregors November 28, 2009

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Shazback

Someone who thinks is a know it all, arrogant, cocky son-of-a, that has no life whatsoever and wants to put people down by forcing his beliefs of the Gaia theory on others. Doesn't have a life, his worst features are his ears, but I would say his eyes also because he is blinded by himself and can't hear others opinions, so that's one reason why he cannot find a girlfriend that can tolerate what he says and his pizza face either. Ew. Also a SAD disease. Very.

Shazback: OMG LIK UR SUCH AN IDIOT CUZ YOU NEED TO BELIEVE IN MAH GAIA THEORY CUZ YOU ARE WRONG AND IM RIGHT AND YOU NEED TO DIE CUZ I'M THE RULER OF THE WORLD AND I KNOW ALL AND I LOVE TO POINT FINGERS!
Innocent person: Oh. Sure. You're a Shazback. I knew this was coming.
*breaks finger and take it away for lab experiments*
*lab finds out that a Shazback is also a disease that mind alters people into thinking he/she's God, or Bush, but Bush thinks he's God so whatever*
Innocent person: WE NEED TO KILL SHAZBACK!
*Gets acid and throws on Shazback*
Voldemort: NO! I love him too much! AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!
*kills innocent person*
*Shazback becomes a dark evil spirit*
Shazback: OH VOLDY, THANK YOU! BUT IM THE MIGHTY ONE SO YOU MUST DIE!
Harry Potter: NO! YOU NEED TO DIE!
*harry throws curse and miraculosly kills Voldemort, Bush, and many other evil politicians, religious closed minded jerks, terrorists, The Dursleys, Snape, and many other evil people that should have never stepped foot of Earth, but not Shazback*
Shazback: HAHAAH SEE HARRY?
*Shazback possesses Harry Potter and he gets the disease and he dies*
Shazback: MWAHAHAHA
*Ghosty throws Gaia theory book at Shazback*
*Shazback dies*
Ghosty: Can't I have some piece and quiet here? Man even after death I am being bothered. Nobody understands that I need some private time with my GF Rosa yeah she is da BOMB woot!
Rosa: Aww Ghosty!
*Rosa gives L'oreal cream for Ghosty*
Tessy: Oh! SO ROMANTIC!
Rosa: HOw did you end up here?
Tessy: Erm. All of you are in my house. What a MESS! Ew. Now my house STINKS of pizza and infectuos yellow filling pimples! Urgh. Why am I the one left with all the work to clean up the mess... Of course, thanks to Shazback...
Rosa: At least, we know the ending of Harry Potter 7 now.
*Rosa and Tessy get hyper*
Tessy: Too bad Harry dies. We was just trying to erase evil in this world.
*Tessy and Rosa cries*
Oh well. Back to life now.
*Rosa kisses Ghosty*
Tessy: Erm. Get a room now will ya?

*World is a perfect place*

Tessy: Yay! Now I do not need to worry about the Gaia theory anymore! NO MORE SHAZBACK! :D

by Haha. January 19, 2005

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Scarejack556

Scarejack556 is a skinwalker sub-species that take its victims off of the Team Fortress 2 servers. It will lure its victims in with a soothing nerd voice then track them down and mangle their corpse until there is no meat on their bones. He will then steal their steam account and get them vac banned after trading all of their TF2 items to him. Be scared. Be safe. They are real and out there, lurking in the crevasses of Team Fortress 2.

There is a Scarejack556 in my lobby please help.

by Combirdable (The Void Dweller) October 4, 2023

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