shardguard

A protective, cotton type plug usually inserted to help protect against sharding in one's trousers. Usually effects the population born before the 1960's.

Hey Glady's, did you notice Helga hasn't sharded all day. I bet she bought shardguards after that disaster in aisle 5 of Wal-mart.

or

She sharted so hard last time that her shardguard burned a whole right through her Depends.

shardguard by Mr Cancun2 April 25, 2011

SharDaCar

SharDaCar is a super famous youtuber and online racing legend.

SharDaCar best youtuber guy.

SharDaCar by SlidySlipinSlide June 8, 2021

sharalanda 

A baddie that refers to a Shanon. Sharalanda is a very uwu baddie person. She will attack you with her senpai claws. She will turn on her furry mode when you get her mad. She will howl as loud as when your hard poop drops in the bowl.

Sharalanda

sharalanda by bunbaddie March 12, 2023

Sharalanda 

Sharalanda is Shannons cousin. She will attack you with her senpai claws if needed. She has brown hair and brown eyes. She loves to inbrace her hindi culture. Her favorite food is curry.

Sharalanda

Sharalanda by bunbaddie March 12, 2023