Skankapotamusosaurus Wrex 

The Skankapotamusosaurus Wrex is a very rare creature. There are only two know in the entire world. This creature can be found in it's natural habitat: on a toilet licking cream pies at lightning speeds. It walks in a rather awkward way with it's knees bent and kicks it self in the but while in motion. It can move at speeds of fast. It may even be able to be trained to do tricks if rewarded by tissues. Common tricks include: rolling over, playing dead, and shitting on que.

Person 1: Did you hear that Chuck Norris actually owns a Skankapotamusosaurus Wrex?

Person 2: No, I haven't, that is simply amazing!

Skankapotamusosaurus Wrex by Tomster595 March 27, 2009

shankopotamus 

A golfer gravely afflicted by the "s" word of golf--the shanks (i.e., hitting the ball off the hosel of the club, resulting in shots that go pretty much dead right with relatively little distance).

A bad golfer, like from the etrade commercial a shankopotamus

shankopotamus by Stewisawesome February 1, 2009

shankopotomus 

when a golfer is shanking the ball so bad he might as well be a hippopotomus.

Gayton is seriously a shankopotomus today.

shankopotomus by ezell714 February 2, 2009

shankopotomus 

derived from the word shank, word meaning to hit a golf ball to the side of the course opposite the golfer's stance.
Shankopotomus defines a golfer with a propensity for this error. Someone who is a large shanker. Double extra huge shanker. A shanker extraordinaire. Frank.

Go in the woods to find your ball- shankopotomus.

shankopotomus by islandchief October 24, 2009

shankapotamus 

Semi-aquatic amateur athlete found on golf courses, especially in ponds and sand traps. Large clumsy limbs, gaping mouth, and poor golfing skills are identifying traits. Also known for welching on skins games.

In the dry season, the shankapotamus can be found searching in waterholes of Hilton Head.

shankapotamus by Prunar October 16, 2009

Skankapotamus 

A white trash looking, droopy boob toting female, that likes to steak boyfriends. Also has greasy hair and bad skin and is chubby!

I cannot believe he is dating that skankapotamus!

Skankapotamus by Twinkies May 7, 2009

skankapotomus 

1. A fat girl wearing slutty clothes meant for someone of an...ahem...smaller figure. Or worse, a fat girl wearing nothing at all, thinking it's sexy.
2. A girl who could easily wear a size 10 and look better than squeezing into a size 6. See muffin top, gunt, camel toe...you get the picture.

1. Jenn - Oh, Sweet Jesus...look at that fat whore!
Maya - Yeah - she's a total skankapotomus.

2. Jake - Dude, I was totally ridin' Jenn's ass last night.
Kyle - Yeah, she's such a skankapotomus, you wanna strip her just so you don't have to see her fat oozin' out.

skankapotomus by bigrederin February 18, 2008