spanjob 

a useless sack of shit, that occationaly lifts his head to rinse the chins. more commonly known as an "Andy"

"andys being a spanjob again."
its true, coz ive said it :D

spanjob by timothiest January 20, 2009

Shanoob 

A charming, sneaky, yet sensitive person. Normally into sports. Has a lot of nicknames from different people. Loves electronics. Maybe likes to text and browse a lot. Girls, Don't fall for him, He is prone to be a wolf in sheep's clothing. Has probably traveled very recently.

Girl 2: What happened?
Girl 1 : Shanoob wasn't who i thought he was. He is like a wolf in sheep's clothing.

Shanoob by Rocking Definitions July 17, 2016

Swanjob 

The act of giving a swan's neck a handjob.

Guy 1: I'm boutta head to the park and give some swanjobs

Guy 2: what the fuck?

Swanjob by thundercock94720 April 17, 2022

Seanjob 

Where a woman or man goes feral apeshit mode while performing a sexual act on ones penis

She gave me a crazy seanjob last night

Seanjob by Containus September 8, 2023

Stanjob 

The process of sticking your dick in between two pieces of wood and fucking it.

Bray: "I just had a Stanjob for the first time!"
Logan: "So that's why you bought those two 2x4s?"

Stanjob by bigdongman August 14, 2024

The Shanobi Effect 

When a man is so bad at something, a woman shows him pity, which he takes as the woman in question liking him

My nigga down bad, he under The Shanobi Effect right now. He can't see this girl doesn't like him.

The Shanobi Effect by dsizzlethebiscuitgod December 4, 2020