shampoozle 

The act of shampooing one's pubic hair while taking a morning shower. This is used to cleanse the pubes of oils or unwanted semen from the night/morning; thus, the pubes are now free to sway to and fro in the wind.

I shampoozled my pubes this morning; therefore, perhaps your mother would partake in the act of riding me.

shampoozle by Special K PC! May 15, 2006

Shanfoolery 

A combination of two of the greatest words in the English language: shenanigans and tomfoolery. Used in much of the same way as shenanigans yet way more awesome.

Shanfoolery is often a positive connotation that describes ones mischief.

Antonym: nanfoolery

Hey what type of shanfoolery are you getting into tonight?

I am going to stop this shanfoolery and get myself a burrito.

Shanfoolery by Shanfooled again April 25, 2009

shamboozlery 

Utter and complete goofiness

When I stumbled upon the 'midget and farm animal' theme party it was compete shamboozlery

shamboozlery by Mark D'Antonio July 24, 2008

shaboozle 

This can be done many ways. Telling someone you're only talking to them, when in all reality you have, like, at least 4 side pieces. Stealing, literally anything. Tricking someone into falling in love with you just to break their heart. Telling a guy (or multiple guys) you're pregnant so you can come up on $500, or keep him around longer to play more mind games with him. Blaming a fart on someone else. Eating someone else's french fries on the way home and/or giving them all the *butt* fries from Chick-fil-a then taking the better ones from their container. Going on a date just for a free meal. Pooping in a public bathroom and exclaiming, "wow, someone really stunk it up in here!" to others on the way out. Telling a guy you're putting your number in his phone then venmo-ing yourself $100. Recyling nudes/using ones from Google images. Going to a buffet and bringing a purse lined with ziploc bags. Oh, and of course, betting money on literally any other team against a Cowboys fan.

Wow dude, you're really trying to shaboozle me right now.
I'm trying to shaboozle this girl by telling her I'm only talking to her, LOL!

You tried to shaboozle me, but I shaboozled you first - and THAT is how. it's. done. *hair flip*

shaboozle by protect_ya_neck July 23, 2019

Shamoozlet

A 'shamoozlet' is a unit used to measure an indefinate yet usually short amount of time. The word shamoozlet orginates from the word shamoozle which is heavily used by 'Ell Da Peach' and members of 'The Peach Posse'

"Back in a shamoozlet biotch"

"Oh shit.. theres the pigs.. back in a shamoozlet"

"Ell... will you shut the fuck up saying shamoozlet all the fucking time!?"

Shamoozlet by The Big Dawg August 9, 2006

Shampoozled 

when your shampoo overtakes you in the shower, causing what is known as the "stingy eye".

son of a three-legged bitch, i've been shampoozled!

Shampoozled by A boy named dew January 27, 2008

Shamboozled 

Getting both really drunk and really high, simultaneously.

"I was so drunk and high, that I made up the word shamboozled."
"After the bar we were wasted, then we went back home and smoked a joint and got completely shamboozled."

Shamboozled by DB, Beej August 4, 2008