Shamboozlery

Utter and completely ridiculous goofy situations; often encompassing the usage of midgets, farm animals and/or trained dancing poodles.

$200 a ticket for a midget puppet show? Lets shine this Shamboozlery.

That shindig at Mark's was complete Shamboozlery, the donkey show was the last straw.

by Mark D'Antonio December 27, 2007

shampoogled

To get drunk to the point so you have no recollection of the night, well and truly inibreated.

Ahh mate, lets get 'shampoogled' tonight.

by Daniel Burne February 17, 2008

Shamboolee

The area down the middle of it

Throw the bullets down the shamboolee for later.

by Romix July 23, 2017

Shampoosterbate

The act of shampooing your hair while simultaneously master-bating with your other hand.

Last night I only had ten minutes in the shower so I was forced to shampoosterbate to save time.

by JRED33 October 23, 2013

Slamdoozle

The coolest word in the world. It can mean almost anything you want, but is mainly associated with adjectives and verbs.

Omg, I wanna be just like that kid! He's so slamdoozle!

I just slamdoozled my computer. It's totally epic now!

by CoolDude(tte) November 4, 2010

shampoodle

a pink rat-like poodle who has her own hair salon inside of tom nook's 'nookingtons'

natatchi: hey i just got a new dew at shampoodle's!
saratchi: it looks disgusting...
natatchi: shove it...

by natatchi January 1, 2009

shampoower

Taking a shower and using only shampoo to wash everything.

Typically a result of running late, forgetting to replenish the soap, being too poor to afford a bar of Ivory or just plain being lazy.

Starts with a big gob of shampoo lathered heavily on the domepiece, then just wash it all around down to the feet - BAM - you just took a shampoower you lazy bastard!

Man, I was late for dinner after my workout, so I busted a quick shampoower before I took Rachel to Lefty's for pizza.

by Punkbrad September 3, 2009