Shamewank

A shamewank can be defined by the distraught feeling you get after masturbation, knowing that your belly is covered in cum having thought about the most disgustings thing ever.

Examples of these are:

Your dog
Your cat
Your best friends girlfriend
Your best friend (Same sex)
Your mum
Your sister
The 80 year old woman down the road
Dead people

I caught young billie havin' a damn shamewank last night. Motherfucker had a picture of your sweet grandma in his left hand, while he beat his man meat and spunked on her glass covered pretty lips. Motherfucker!

by Ashamedbuthappy October 23, 2009

Shamebaduke

Shame on you.
Used to comically acknowledge someone that has, in a friendly way, insulted or shamed a friend.

Pronounced Shame-ba-duke

A skateboarder bangs is nuts on a hand rail. His friend yells out "Shamebaduke!"
A buddy rips on one of your friends and you find it funny, then yell "Shamebaduke!"
Someone does something dumb and get's burned for it. Acknowledge with "Shamebaduke"

by ScatmanTwo January 10, 2014

MS Shamepaint

Creating a painting in the Microsoft Paint program in response to an underwhelming or shameful performance.

"That college football team played so shittily, someone should create an MS Shamepaint for their asses."

by HongdongWongtrongsong September 7, 2012

Shamakakaka

Shamakakaka is similar to Soulja Boy's 'Yah!'. It's a word that you use when your tolerance has maxed out. It's a combination of 'Shut Up!', 'Get Out Of My Face!', & 'I'm Through With This Matter!'. It originates from A WhiteWood Entertainment video starring Dave Chaney titled 'Shamakakaka'. The word started in Detroit and because of the video going viral, has spread nation wide.

Person 1: "Hey, Tommie! Come here! Come here, Tommie! Come look at this right now!"
Person 2: "Shamakakaka!"

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Person 1: "You're such a bad student! You never do your work, you always show up late to class, your behavior is unacceptable..."
Person 2: "Shamakakaka!"

by Tommie Green May 30, 2008

shadekat

The shadiest of all humans in existence at any one time.

Peter: Everybody thinks we're so shady now because of you.
Mike: Well if I'm so shady, then why don't you just call me Shadekat.

by Kyle Yandrisevitz January 11, 2008

shameabout

The act of walking home from a party or other social event where one has drunk too much and committed embarrassing acts, rather than that waiting for or asking for a ride. Often done clandestinely (i.e., without letting your friends know you left).

Usage: Shameabout can be used without an article, in the same way as safari or sabbatical (i.e., "on shameabout")

Partygoer #1 - Hey, where did Rick go?
Partygoer #2 - He had a few too many and started fondling the hostess with a soup ladle. Then he serenaded everyone with a rendition of "The Fat Boys Are Back" and threw up on the new sofa. I think he's on shameabout."

by weyus January 10, 2012

shamekia

Genuine, heart of gold, generous, loving, kind, will bend over backwards for anyone, sweet, fun to be around, eager to learn and build, love kids, bread winner, over achiever, don't like to be mistreated.

If you need a friend find you a Shamekia.

by Godsgift1974 January 30, 2017