salad shaker

when a male/female partner spreads your legs apart and uncontrollably eats your pussy

@jacobsartorious is the best salad shaker in town!

by bodyrolls May 9, 2018

You Don't Win Friends With Salad

Credit: The Simpsons

A song to sing in a Vegan's miserable face for trying to become your friend.

You Don't Win Friends With Salad, now go eat a fucking bacon butty you vegan scumbag

by Greg_the_Smeg February 15, 2019

San Antonio Breakfast Salad

When a man is getting his salad tossed, he ejaculates on the back of his hand just before shitting in her face. When she pulls away he backhand slaps her across the head.

Meredith won't return my calls after I gave her a San Antonio Breakfast Salad.

by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016

Salad is a salad

A phrase I use to repeat when my calico cat, Salad, does something out of the ordinary such as not coming back home for 8 days.

Salad is a salad....Salad is a salad.

by boooba153 April 15, 2022

salad-daze

confusion and or dizziness due to a flawed vegan or vegetarian diet that provides little or no protein

When you're a fish-fowler, you don’t have to worry about salad-daze.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 31, 2014

Alabama Caesar Salad

- sexual position where the female is laying with head off edge of bed, male stands over to titty fuck her while she tosses his salad.

Darrell walked into the bedroom and saw Nikki was laying on the bed, ready to give him an Alabama Caesar Salad.

by OutattheFarm October 5, 2015

Shahadat

He’s the most generous and caring person you will ever meet!He is kind of short tempered but he doesn’t mean it he is very kind and smart he will never break a promise he always Says sorry in the middle of a fight or after a fight he’s the best people to be in a relationship with

Either it’s a friendship or a romantic relationship you get along with him very easily

He doesn’t like to be pointed out don’t if you point him out your in trouble

either your gonna lose your job or get rousted in front of many people don’t ever doubt him

He’s very good with kids if he’s married then he’s kids will be very well mannered ,respectful and responsible

He is a funny person when he is on vacation people miss him they wish he was here!
He’s the best person to be with in a group work ! When he is around, he has this aura that makes people laugh and be happy your never gonna have a better friend then this friendship with Shahadat:)

Mike:I wish Shahadat was here!
Alan: me too! He’s in a 4 week vacation! We are in hell! I miss him how is everything even so normal right now!?

by Mewnalesj May 21, 2021