Shaggot
Noun: A person that has changed pronouns multiple times without regularity or any logic, generating confusion amongst their friend group.
Pronoun: Used in place of any pronouns for someone that is a shaggot.
Pronoun: Used in place of any pronouns for someone that is a shaggot.
"Dang, Sanchez changed their pronouns AGAIN this past weekend!"
"Wow, what a shaggot!"
"Hey, is this Ethan's dildo?"
"Yeah it's shaggots, don't touch it or you might get the clap."
"Wow, what a shaggot!"
"Hey, is this Ethan's dildo?"
"Yeah it's shaggots, don't touch it or you might get the clap."
Shaggot by Reishnakov May 6, 2024
shoggoth
An enormous being the size of a subway train, created to build the giant cities of the Old Ones. Just seeing it is a mind-blowing thing. The name means "Inhabitant of the kingdom of darkness."
Currentaly living in vast lightless caverns and tunnnels under Antartica.
Currentaly living in vast lightless caverns and tunnnels under Antartica.
It was a terrible, indescribable thing vaster than any subway train - a shapeless congeries of protoplasmic bubbles, faintly self-luminous, and with myriads of temporary eyes forming and un-forming as pustules of greenish light all over the tunnel-filling front that bore down upon us, crushing the frantic penguins and slithering over the glistening floor that it and its kind had swept so evilly free of all litter... "At The Mountains of Madness" by H. P. Lovecraft
shoggoth by Auric the Rad November 3, 2003
shlaggot
shlaggot by dank bread May 6, 2016
Swaggot
A person whom is part of the new 'swag' sub-culture. They generally wear 'streetwear' brands such as Obey, and are incapable of cognitive thought.
Believed to be a corruption of the late 00's 'metro', with 'gangsta' or 'rap' culture influences, the subculture is now being used as an example by the Westboro Baptist Church in their argument against the theory of evolution.
Be cautious when approaching or conversing with 'Swaggots', as their inability to critically evaluate argument or articulate words containing more than two syllables may make conversation often degenerate into phrases which they've learnt from other 'swaggots'.
When this occurs, their actions generally revert to labelling people as 'haters' and ceasing processes requiring more brain power than basic survival instinct, poor photoshop skills and parrot-like repetition.
Believed to be a corruption of the late 00's 'metro', with 'gangsta' or 'rap' culture influences, the subculture is now being used as an example by the Westboro Baptist Church in their argument against the theory of evolution.
Be cautious when approaching or conversing with 'Swaggots', as their inability to critically evaluate argument or articulate words containing more than two syllables may make conversation often degenerate into phrases which they've learnt from other 'swaggots'.
When this occurs, their actions generally revert to labelling people as 'haters' and ceasing processes requiring more brain power than basic survival instinct, poor photoshop skills and parrot-like repetition.
"Andre is such a swaggot now, all he does is wear snapbacks and post badly filtered photos with stupid phrases over them"
Swaggot by Johnny Fabrizi September 14, 2012
Swaggot
Swaggot by HorrorStory October 13, 2011
Yolo-swaggot
Using the words swag, yolo, or gratata in the same sentence while posting a video to vine with you shirt off.
Did you see that yolo-swaggot post his vine video the other day? He said, "That FuFu lame shit I ain't with it. I'll send some shots at your fitted. Gratata. Swag."
Yolo-swaggot by Truth In Lies June 29, 2014