Shameson

A sever hangover experienced by someone who drank too much Irish whisky the previous night.

Ah man i never want to be shamesoned like that again!
Dude don't get you're shameson all over the bathroom!

by sillysilverswag May 3, 2018

shitmelon

The coolest word ever, invented 6 years ago by me by mistake during a phone conversation. Meaning is unknown, although some scientists speculate it is either a variety of melon resembling shit, or a shit so massive to be compared to the size of a healthy melon.

Holy shitmelon, Batman!

by MelonMan April 29, 2005

shagmelon

This is simple. Word is self explanatory. A fucking melon that is covered in shag. Used to describe a person with crazy shaped melon of a head with some crazy fucking hair.

He got dat shagmelon

by mc unAmit April 16, 2011

Shamlonk

An absolute gamer who destroys pussy with ever waking hour.

Man I just get cocked blocked by that shamlonk.

by Xvarous February 25, 2022

shmelon

Slang term for a female breast, usually of considerable size.

"WHOA, check out the shmelons on that chick. They're nice"

by shdick February 10, 2010

Shamalon

Shamalon |sh əˈmälon| : When you invert your t-shirt on your head in order to shade your shoulders and neck from the sun whilst lowering your core body temperature. Also very fashionable.

Wow, it is really hot. Perhaps I shall invert my t-shirt and cool down with some help from my shamalon.

by ChairTableSeat January 1, 2011

shameonaise

Ejaculated semen after solo masturbation. Named after the feelings of guilt and despair at current situation associated with the period occuring immediately after secretion.

FROM A DIARY:

As I scooped the shameonaise out of my belly button, I realised that the twenty four years of my life have been nothing but failure after abject failure.

by MichaelUKStaffs December 7, 2007