i aint never seen two pretty best friends

its always one of em gotta be ugly

guy with scary eyes: i aint never seen two pretty best friends its always one of em gotta be ugly

by satanisalesbian October 31, 2020

The Semen Den

A colloquial term referring to the hotel chain commonly known as the ‘Comfort Inn.’ The first guesthouse under that name was a Brothel operating in Pittsburg in 1924, known for being simultaneously classy and, at times, filthy – the original hotel’s sign on Main Street actually read ‘Cum Fort Inn’. Unconfirmed Reports of contracting syphilis from the bar stools in the lobby were common, and the rooms were obviously no better. So today The Cum Fort Inn continues the tradition of superficially clean cesspools of human bodily fluid disguised as discount hotel rooms. The Cum Fort Inn remains an American institution, lovingly nicknamed by its many fans ‘the Semen den.’

Norman went to the semen den for his biweekly visit with Laquisha, his long-term prostitute. On this occasion, he forgot his prophylactics – fortunately, upon reaching under the bed, he found a variety of lightly used condoms from the room’s previous occupants. ‘thank god for the Semen Den’, he whispered to himself before plunging into the diseased escort.

by Messy Jiggleson September 30, 2016

Seenpeents

My a**hole is literally leaking

Hey charlos, seenpeents

by Bernices May 8, 2021

Semen shake

A big cup filled with 50+ guys large loads of cum then swallowed

During my crazy bachelor party me and my buddies made a semen shake for the sexy stripper.

by lalaloveless June 16, 2016

Funniest shit i've ever seen

When a scientist transforms himself into a pickle and identifies as a pickle

Person1: And he turned himself into a pickle and now he wants to be called "Pickle Jerry" funniest shit I've ever seen
Person2: Have you started doing cocaine again?

by An_Asshole_With_A_Hat May 26, 2020

Seenderella

Someone who will leave people on seen. She has the courage and kind just like Cinderella but more badass because she won't let people walk all over her let alone her step mother and sisters. And she loves shoes, especially sneakers and Air Jordans.

Muna is a Seenderella, that is why she never text back. Maybe you can get her a pair of shoes and she'll be your Cinderella.

by seenderell9 September 20, 2020

selener

someone we gotta keep an eye out for

buns out wiener but i gotta keep my eye out for selener

by kataaaaaaaaaa June 13, 2013