sexual harassment

sexual harassment is what teachers do to their students in class when they force students to accept homosexuality like it's normal. Teaching this crap meets the definition of harassment because it is offensive and uncomfortable to even listen to. It's wrong.
It is "sexual harassment" to force our school children to accept homosexuality. This is none of the school fucking business to teach in that area
by Dr. Dave*** December 24, 2011
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The biggest scam perpetrated on America since Scientology.
GodlyMan:"What a nice girly dress you have."
Atheist4Life:"Don't talk to me like that or I'll sue you for sexual harassment!"
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When an unattractive man tries to flirt with a female co-worker, it's deemed sexual harassment. However, when it's an attractive man, it's innocent flirting.
Bob from Accounting - I complimented Linda on her promotion yesterday. Now she's threatening to sue the pants off me for sexual harassment.

Stan from Marketing - I told Linda she would look lovely in a pearl necklace. Then I gave her one in the file room last night after she sucked my pipes dry.

Bob - But isn't that sexual harassment?

Stan - For you yes, because you're fugly. For me no, it's being fun.

Bob - D'oh!
by Anonymonymony March 12, 2009
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One of the many things a woman can use to control men.
Mary: Hey baby, Wanna go to my place after work and do it on the couch?
Joe: Yes!
Mary: Sexual harassment! He's trying to harass me! HELP!
Joe: WTF?!?!?
Police: Alright you perv your going to jail.

Tom: Hey foxy lady I want to sexually harass you up.
Susie: You disgusting perv! Hey thats sexual her ass ment!
Tom: hmmm....sexual her ass
by SamRoe April 10, 2008
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It's a charge when someone cannot stand up for themselves to they take you to court.
Day 1
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Guy: Hey baby
Girl: Uhm... Hi
Guy: You have a cute smile but yeah I hope I'll see you later
Girl: *smiles nervously* Okay... Bye

Day 2
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Guy: How's it goin?
Girl: I'm fine.
Guy: Lovin that body
Girl: haha ... thanks...

Day 6
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Guy: I HAVE TO GO TO COURT FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT
by Jesus Christ's Skin is grey October 17, 2007
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what a lady/child yells at you when they want your money.
Guy: hey kid, you dropped your wallet.
Kid: thanks. hey, that's a nice suit. you must have a lot of money to afford that....
Guy: uh, thanks, well, don't drop that thing again (pats kid on shoulder)-
Kid: HELP! RAPE!!!

fat feminist man hater to bystanding office guy: don't look at me like that you bastard! i'm going to file a case for sexual harassment!
guy: what?
lady: tell it to the judge you son of a bitch!
by scratchmaster101 December 08, 2009
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Just another woman at another job doing what expected of them.
Girl: Flirtatious smiles and other body movement; some conversation...

Guy: Is it all right if we keep talking?

Girl: Sure...yea, hehe

Later...

Guy: Can I call you sometime?

Girl: Ok

Later on... they talk for hours, things seem fine

Next day...

Guy sees girl...

Guy: Hi

Girl: Duhhhhh!...

And she shakes her head and walks past him like she doesn't know him, the ugly old losers or cheating or divorced alimony paying messed up teeth guys that have been after her for many years but no progress start instigating sexual harassment right away, the old women with marriage problems leap onto the bandwagon, the circus escapee guys join as well, the moron managers that don't like you would love to use this as a hedge against you, they offer her ridiculously easy overtime, "no work" positions, she plays on everyone's perception of what's happening....

But you're not sure what happening till until

You're screwed brother. You're surrounded by low peeps. Survive!
by ManWhoKnows April 02, 2008
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