Sectional

An oversized sofa usually double the size of a regular couch

Steve : Wow Kaylee is super pissed today!
Kiersten : So what else is new!
Kaylee : Kiersten I would appreciate it if you and Jake would not fuck on my couch while im sitting on it with you!
Kiersten : It's a Sectional Kaylee & there was plenty of room!
Kaylee : You got cum on me and stained my new couch!
Steve : it's a Sectional Kaylee!
Kaylee: Oh Shut The Fuck Up Steve!

by SlopNChop June 29, 2018

sexionaire

Someone that gets paid in sex.

Shane Steele is a sexionaire.

by tuyet1996 May 3, 2014

Saxtional

A sectional held by the saxophone section, often conducted by the saxtion leader.

Clarinet: Hey ugly, wanna hang out?

Saxophone: No, I have to go to saxtionals.

by janmgii April 16, 2007

Sextion

(N) A section or category of epic sexyness

Wow, that's sexy. It's gotta be in at least sextion B

by edbac55 September 5, 2010

sectional erection

state when only half of the penis becomes hard, preferably the middle half

She ripped off my pants, but reeled back in horror when she found that I was not fully aroused, but had in fact, a sectional erection.

by a&w May 12, 2006

Sextination

(n) a somewhat private, public place visited by couples for the purpose of coitus.

"I heard Norman took Abby to the coat closet...it’s the perfect sextination”

by Chookie June 11, 2006

Sextichally

When your significant other texts you something in a sexual manner and the text that they sent can only be interpreted as sexual...

PERSON 1: Yo, I wanna come to your house this instant, cuddle and watch netflix with you, and fuck the ever-loving shit out of your soul...
PERSON 2: *thinking to self* Pog, she definitely meant this text sextichally!

by spiritual lyrical miracle March 18, 2022