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Sexpectation

To expect the act of sex. Can be used whenever you expect it. Can be used as sexpect, sexpecting, or sexpected.
1. Chad went out the door with high sexpectations for his 3rd date.

2. As the door opened Christian swiveled around in his black leather chair and said while stroking a white persian cat. "I've been sexpecting you."
Sexpectation by Darthcheezeburger August 18, 2015
a person that is very good and know a lot about sex.
That lady on the Sunday Night Sex Show is a sexpert.
sexpert by Sean Weston October 9, 2003
Someone who has studied, or knows much about sex. This is the kind of person you can go to for advice, tips and tricks.
Sally: Man, I'm thinking about screwing my boyfriend. What do you think?
Catherine: Don't ask me, ask Kate the sexpert.
sexpert by Kater tots September 14, 2007
"i hope maria doesn't sexpect i'll go down on her tonight"
sexpect by fredrick1222 May 14, 2006
Someone who is an expert at sex and sexual topics.
My girlfriend and I were having issues with our sex life and got advice from a sexpert.
sexpert by dougf March 16, 2009

sexpectorate 

v. To cough and choke on semen after performing oral sex on a male. When some of the ejaculate is basically inhaled rather than swallowed.
That was the first time I have ever sexpectorated after giving head...The size and force of his spload was so incredible that I must been caught off guard!!!
sexpectorate by Barry Flomar January 24, 2004