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Sexmonster

A horrible creature derived from a series of both male and female human reproductive organs. The main body consists of a large gaping vagina (which may or may not be soggy) surrounded in a large fleshy sack. Sexmonsters have uncannilly large arms. Two immense penises sprout from it's head and one drags between it's stubby yet muscular legs. The penises can become erect or flacid depending on it's mood. It feasts primarilly on babies doused in it's own semen (used for easier digestion).
Citizen A: "Oh my god it's the sexmonster!"
Citizen B: "Protect your children!"
Sexmonster: "GUBLAAARRGH!"
by Wesley Dale April 26, 2006
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Sex-Monger

Someone who is constantly compelled by sexual urges, and will do everything, and anything to get it.
"Gees Lauren has handcuffs?"
"Yes she's a SEX-MONGER"
by Donald Wonald haha October 23, 2008
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sex monger

someone that has a fantasy about sex while monging! (see mong)
im having a sex mong go away.
by samydoot May 13, 2005
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Sexenger

4.5 hour sex on fb messenger. Must include orgasms, filters and laughing until crying.
Joseph and Beverly had an amazing sexenger last night.
by Beverly P August 18, 2021
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sex-monger

a brothel-keeper or pimp.
Ms. Bai is popular as a sex-monger all over the city.
by uttam maharjan June 19, 2011
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Sex Monger

A person (usually a guy) who tells a girl he loves her just to sleep with her, then when she doesn't have sex with him he breaks up with her.
Girl 1: Are you and Dick still together?

Girl 2: No. I wouldn't have sex with him so he dumped me.

Girl 1: What a Sex Monger.

Girl 2: I know right? He's an ass.
by deathcabforme<3 December 3, 2011
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Sexenger

Joseph and Beverly sexengered til 3 am.
by Beverly P August 18, 2021
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