A horrible creature derived from a series of both male and female human reproductive organs. The main body consists of a large gaping vagina (which may or may not be soggy) surrounded in a large fleshy sack. Sexmonsters have uncannilly large arms. Two immense penises sprout from it's head and one drags between it's stubby yet muscular legs. The penises can become erect or flacid depending on it's mood. It feasts primarilly on babies doused in it's own semen (used for easier digestion).
Citizen A: "Oh my god it's the sexmonster!"
Citizen B: "Protect your children!"
Sexmonster: "GUBLAAARRGH!"
Citizen B: "Protect your children!"
Sexmonster: "GUBLAAARRGH!"
by Wesley Dale April 26, 2006
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by Donald Wonald haha October 23, 2008
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by samydoot May 13, 2005
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by uttam maharjan June 19, 2011
Get the sex-monger mug.A person (usually a guy) who tells a girl he loves her just to sleep with her, then when she doesn't have sex with him he breaks up with her.
Girl 1: Are you and Dick still together?
Girl 2: No. I wouldn't have sex with him so he dumped me.
Girl 1: What a Sex Monger.
Girl 2: I know right? He's an ass.
Girl 2: No. I wouldn't have sex with him so he dumped me.
Girl 1: What a Sex Monger.
Girl 2: I know right? He's an ass.
by deathcabforme<3 December 3, 2011
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