Selling 

When playing the game “NBA 2k19” and shooting contested shots and yelling GREEN and missing your shots.

You’re selling dude.
You air balled

Selling by Sell god March 9, 2019

Sealing 

As with planking, sealing refers to the act of spontaneously and often inconveniently laying on the ground. However, when sealing, one must support their upper body on straight arms, and look to the sky.

Did you see Nanea and Colton sealing in the crosswalk the other day?

Sealing by Tribert November 13, 2011

selling popcorn

Selling popcorn

The act of standing by and doing nothing to effect or change events but attracting attention to the event itself none the less.

I was getting the crap kicked out of me and my buddy Mike was just standing around selling popcorn.

selling popcorn by Nathan McIntosh April 25, 2004

selling petrol

Iconic lyric from The 1975s It's Not Living

Matty: dOinG whAt?
Fans: sElLinG pEtRol

selling petrol by isaiddhss:) October 19, 2019

Selling dreams 

1.The act of promising with no intent to act on it.
2.To intentionally deceive.

Guy: Hey boo we going to the show tonight?
Girl: Okay!!!
Guy: What time you want me to come get you?
Girl: I don't know yet, I'll call you when I'm ready.
Guy: Don't be selling dreams, you know I'm trying to get up with you.

*girl never calls and usually turns her phone off*

Selling dreams by Geri Young December 29, 2007

sexting 

Using a cellular device to send pornographic photos or videos of oneself to another. After recieving a sext message you are then supposed to forward it to every person you know, telling each one of them to do the same, until the entire world has seen it, and everyone thinks your friend is a slut. Can sometimes result in a law suit.

"While my mom was sexting my dad, she accidently forwarded the message to me, forcing me, according to the sexting law, to send the message to all my friends." That night, all my friends died.

sexting by 2+2=unicorn January 7, 2010

selling cats 

Prostitution.

Did you see that birdman over there? He was selling cats!!

selling cats by sameopet January 21, 2013