I was sitting on my bed watching family guy when I heard a nock at my window. I opened the shade to see my boyfriend waiting at my door, window thing. I opened it to let him in. " what are you doing here?" He came thrue and kissed me passionately. He pushed me on the bed and pinned me down. However he will never be as strong as me so I flipped him over and massaged his penis than I gave him a blow job. He pushed me up agient the back-board of my bed and ripped my clothes of. He fingered me hungrily swirling and thrusting in and out. Finally I couldn't take it anymore. I leaned over to his ear and whispered " just fuck me already" so my parents dident hear. " that's what I came here to do" he whispered back. He soved his penis into me and thrust in and out makeing me moan. Just when I thought he was going to exit me he pushed his dick all the way in causing me to fart.
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by Cutie pie 24 October 15, 2013
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The act making breakfast burritos for you and your partner in the morning and engaging in morning sex (sexual intercourse before 12:00pm) afterwards. Can refer to the burritos themselves, the sexual act itself, or both.
She stayed over last night and luckily I had tortillas and eggs so we had sexfast burritos in the morning.
by B.tizzle October 14, 2012
Get the sexfast burrito mug.Sex term used to describe an arrangement between sexual partners where a male partner is not allowed to achieve orgasm in or on the other partner, but is permitted to achieve orgasm near the other partner, usually from a specified distance.
Johnny and Katie are sexual partners. Katie is scared to death about getting pregnant (and potentially uneducated about how pregnancy is achieved) so she serves Johnny with a Sexparté with a distance of 3 feet. Johnny is forbidden from achieving orgasm within the 3 foot boundary for as long as Katie maintains the Sexparté.
by angermanager July 14, 2011
Get the Sexparté mug.Variant of the word Cuntfart, originating from the shorthand version: "C Fart", yet having something in common with the smell of the ocean
by teatswith August 21, 2003
Get the Seafart mug.(Verb) To secretly text one or more participants during a sex party, usually to communicate disinterest or horror.
I was so busted sexpartexting the hot one, "let's ditch this fatty," when his phone immediately beeped after I tapped "send."
by Jimmy Sammyz March 19, 2013
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