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secret sex.

When you fuck and can't tell a soul.
John: "Dude, I fucked Sally, but she said I had to keep it a sexcret."
Ted: "Had to keep it a what?"
John: "A sexcret, secret sex."
Ted: "Good job."
John: "Oh Fuck."
Sexcret by bonaire December 20, 2008
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sexcretion  

n. any liquid, solid, or mystery paste that exits a bodily orifice as a result of sexual activity.
So how was it?

Pretty good, but she left my bed sheets soaking wet and shamed with her sexcretion :(

That's gross sicko.
sexcretion by Vegawrap January 25, 2009
a sexual encounter to be kept a secret. most commonly occurs on tables, but can also take place behind school recreation centers.
hey, did you hear about dana and diego? Aint much of a sexcret anymore!", or "bro i really enjoyed our sexcret, meet me at the mandarin to replay it
Sexcret by DdmeansDanaDiego April 2, 2011
E.g I have such sexgret from last night, he was a 2/10.
sexgret by JossyGee November 9, 2013
The most gorgeous and thicc crackhead. She’s fun and cool to hang around with.
I love to hang out with semeret.
Semeret by Olivia45 October 18, 2019
One bad ass, rebelious, confident indian lady.
She is incredibly smart, but doesnt know it.
Could make all "A"s but is way too lazy to try.
Gorgeous.
Spontaneous.
Hilarious.
Thoughtful.
Independent.
Too ghetto for mickey d's french fries.
Friends with everyone.
All the guys drool at her feet.
Too nice for her own good.
The life of the party.
The coolest girl on the block.
dayuummm, did you see Seeret the other night?

Seeret looks good every day

Why is Seeret talking with that douchefag?
Seeret by shhhhh ;) January 25, 2010