sexercise

Having sex until you lose calories.

I used to weigh 231432 lbs., but after sexercising 5 times a week I know weigh an amazing 100 lbs!!!

by Spoojiertastic Wang July 25, 2003

sexercise

Using the act of sex as the source of their daily exercise.

I'm going to skip the gym today. since I had a couple of hours sexercise .

by kavesa February 18, 2017

sexercise

losing weight by having sex and/or becoming fit

sexercise: intense sex.

sexercise: checking your weight after sex and having loss weight

sexercise: looking in mirror after having sex a lot and say wow and texting a picture of your upper body to a friend and asking if you look fit and they yes

by Fedora of Aces November 27, 2013

sexercise

Fitness work done towards pertaining the chance to engage in physical sexual intercourse.

Not to be mistaken with exercise undertaken while participating in fornication.

Rob - Dude you've been hitting the gym a lot recently
Mike - Yea well you know got the sexercise in
Rob - Oh yeah when's Betty coming over
Mike - about 8

by Huuyi April 26, 2009

sexercise

Any exercise that has limited benefits for physical fitness, but boosts one's sexual attractiveness or performance. The classic examples are bicep/forearm curls (for guys; these are purely for show), the hip abductor/adductor machines (for women; it's obviously translatable to how snugly you can squeeze a guy's penis), and any sort of ab crunch thingy.

Don't fool yourself into thinking those hip adductors will make you lose weight; it's just a silly sexercise.

by Joe Sheezy January 9, 2008

Sexercising

Exercising that is comprised of sexual intercourse.

Finley and Alyssa were sexercising that evening.

by Cody Meister August 15, 2015

Sexercise

To have sex instead of hitting up the gym.

Babe, I don't feel like driving to the gym. Wanna Sexercise instead?

by lockenload23 August 5, 2016