Sexually Transmitted Humiliation (STH) 

STH occurs when you have sex with someone who will cause you to be humiliated by your peers. Usually the person is goofy or awkward and you regret having sex with him/her immediately after. It’s so embarrassing that you try to hide the fact that you two had sex to save yourself from the endless amount of jokes that your friends, coworkers, teachers, parents, and priest will make about you for the rest of your life. Similar to an STD, sexually transmitted humiliation cannot be cured.

Ben: Dude, did you screw Gertrude?
Tyler: No! No way, man! Why uhh... why do you ask?
Ben: Hahahah! You have Sexually Transmitted Humiliation (STH). That shit's worse than gonorrhea!
Priest: Tyler... you're fucked. Even God's laughing at you right now, in case you were wondering.

Sexually Transmitted Humiliation (STH) by Ohio Mike February 9, 2010

sexually frustrated 

when a lack of sex or sexual activities with the person you are talking to leads to a overall bad mood and a dip in social skills. usually long periods of sleep are common

I haven’t seen ****** in a while, I’m not sexually active I’m sexually frustrated

sexually frustrated by Elzandco October 18, 2019

Sexually Deprived 

When you havent had sex, or havent had sex in such a long time, that you start getting annoyed at everything. Normally this turns into arrogance and ends up with the person fighting everyone

You are so sexually deprived Brian! Go blow your load and chill out.

Sexually Deprived by Ryanisamess July 12, 2018

Sexually Hungover 

A state where someone has had a lot of sex one day and is still tired from the sex the next day. Often accompanied by not thinking as clearly as one would normally.

"Dude i'm so sexually hungover, i'm still exhausted from the great sex last night"

Sexually Hungover by MikWill July 12, 2009

Sexually Idle 

1.) The state of being celibate despite at one time being sexually active.

1.) "Man, it's been two years since I've seen an actual, female nipple." "That sucks dude, theres nothing worse than being sexually idle."

Sexually Idle by elfontheshelf August 19, 2014

sexually ambiguous 

Having a sexual orientation that is indeterminable by others.

Jan: Don't worry, bro. You'll find a girl some day.
John: Ok.
(later)
John: Dude, Jan thinks I'm totally straight.
Jack: Don't worry, you seem pretty gay to me with that coat on.
John: Ok.
(later)

John: I just don't understand. Why are people assuming I'm gay or straight based on my gender or my clothes?
God: Don't worry, son. It's ignorance and stereotypes. Everyone is sexually ambiguous until you check out their internet history, or unless you're me. Bi.

sexually ambiguous by killa wharl March 16, 2016

sexually confused 

someone who doesn't know if they like guys or if they like girls or if they like both

john fucking norris is sexually confused

sexually confused by Lauren Becker September 18, 2006