When a man jumps on the bed during a blowjob, catches the semen and tries to use them as a blaster, thus blinding the significant other whilst the sig other fades away saying "daddy I don't feel so good" you then cum in her other eye as if nothing is happening.

man l: I was in the mood last night so me and my wife had "iron man sex"

man ll: Oh yeah I heard about that, my wife can't see out of her left eye anymore
man lll: I should try that!!!
Pedophile: yeah but have you tried it with a kid yet?!?!

iron man sex by Insaniac12321 March 12, 2021

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man sex

when two dick gnomes meet in a dark alley

they met to have man sex behind jordan's house

man sex by Anonymous May 2, 2003

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Gingerbread Man Sex

When one lays perfectly still and nearly rigid during sex, characterized as being boring and lacking passion.

Sex with Lisa was so awkward the first time it was like banging a gingerbread man.

I just had to break up with Amy. The gingerbread man sex was just so boring I couldn't get off.

Gingerbread Man Sex by JBeee June 30, 2011

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sex middle man

an adult who buys rubbers and contraceptives for minors ususlly for a fee.

I got a see the sex middle man.

sex middle man by Deep Blue 2012 September 10, 2009

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