serrano

An individual that always forgets at least one thing when he leaves the house, but as soon as he gets to the car realizes what he has forgotten and goes back in to get it.

Hey, why don't you go get what you're going to need and I'll start the car. That way you don't pull a serrano.

by skwyd April 29, 2010

serrano surprize

When a flaming beaner walks into your room suddenly and bust a huge load in you face. After he busts a nut, he takes a shit on your face and starts screaming jibberish. Usually performed on the george.

Chuck laid a massive serrano surprize on Zack.

by Charles Serrano December 10, 2004

Serrano

Person who constantly has bad luck and never seems to catch a break.

Oh, Serrano's in the hospital again. Oh, Serrano got written up again. Oh, Serrano just lost in NBA Live 2K11 again. Typical Serrano

by asdfjfjfjfj April 17, 2011

Serrano's Cardiac Triad

3 medical conditions, each condition on its own can cause cardiac event like Heart Attack or Acute Myocardial Infaction; 1. Diabetes Meliitus 2. Hypertension 3. Hyperlipidemia and so having the 3 medical conditions can increase the incident of having a cardiac event.

John came to visit his doctor and give him 3 diagnosis: 1. Diabetes Mellitus 2. Hypertension 3. Hyperlipidemia high cholestero and high Triglycerides John has the 3 components of Serrano's Cardiac Triad.

by HorsPowr September 21, 2018

thomas acosta serrano

jebebus

"thomas acosta serrano cringe" ye ik

by pogpooptarts November 12, 2020

Hot pepper Serrano

The worst phone ever that is $15 at Walmart

Hey you have the hot pepper Serrano

Yeah I smashed it with a 10 pound hammer because it’s junk

Alcatel 1b better

by Amogus😳 August 25, 2022

serranoed

To unknowingly make out with a dude.

I got so serranoed by that tranny over the weekend.

by Bobby McSween October 8, 2007