When some asshole sends a long overwritten message to you and blocks you in a attempt to cut you off from your friends. This move is typically performed by insecure creeps with no concept of how interpersonal relationships work, let alone a hairbrush. These are also the ones that label people as "toxic" for no reason - loves high horses even when proven wrong
It's funny, I was going to see Evelyn and Tina tonight but got sermon-blocked by Dermit.
Y'know it's funny how she had the time to sermon-block me without checking herself
Y'know it's funny how she had the time to sermon-block me without checking herself
by indiepoprocks February 14, 2023
Get the sermon-block mug.A boring-like speech given for an extended period of time by a so-called expert in his field for the sole purpose of teaching the audience a subject or valuable lesson.
Sermons are often delivered to the audience by total hypocrites, so please tread with caution.
Sermons are often delivered to the audience by total hypocrites, so please tread with caution.
Examples include:
1. Church sermons by a priest/pastor/preacher
2. Commencement addresses at graduation ceremonies
3. Parents to their children whenever they do something the parents used to do that they now feel is wrong
1. Church sermons by a priest/pastor/preacher
2. Commencement addresses at graduation ceremonies
3. Parents to their children whenever they do something the parents used to do that they now feel is wrong
by Loxi July 23, 2009
Get the sermon mug.A scenario that completely revolves around beers. From sermon; a talk on a religious or moral subject, and ale; Australian slang for beer.
by UbiquitousLatin September 24, 2019
Get the Sermonale mug.When you have asked someone what something is and they respond by giving you more details of it, when only you wanted to know what it is.
Man1: Do you have a spare cigarette?
Man2: No, but smoking causes cancer and it smells and it's bad for others from second smoking and you will die.
Man1: I didn't ask for a sermon I asked for a cigarette.
Man2: No, but smoking causes cancer and it smells and it's bad for others from second smoking and you will die.
Man1: I didn't ask for a sermon I asked for a cigarette.
by Emitts79 June 14, 2011
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Where Jesus said many important and incredible things, like: "if someone takes your cloak, give them your tunic also," "be the salt and light of the earth," don't boast when you give to the poor and don't pursue revenge--etc, etc.
Where Jesus said many important and incredible things, like: "if someone takes your cloak, give them your tunic also," "be the salt and light of the earth," don't boast when you give to the poor and don't pursue revenge--etc, etc.
by Truthseekernumberthree February 18, 2013
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Wid one hand He snatched
The sun from its socket,
And the other He clapped across the moon.
(by E.C.L. Adams 1876-1946 and published in 1928.)
The sun from its socket,
And the other He clapped across the moon.
(by E.C.L. Adams 1876-1946 and published in 1928.)
by Kimberly Vaught July 8, 2004
Get the Sermons mug.A beautiful girl who goes to IBL and gives me butterflies every time I see her. I can't stop thinking about her. I think I'm in love.
Semone is the most dazzling girl in the whole school, and I've liked her ever since I laid my eyes on her.
by Noah From the Uterus May 17, 2012
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