Used to differentiate between the two most common reasons for visiting the loo. Allows for open discussion of bathroom activities in public or in mixed company.
n. a bowel movement
v. to defecate
Bill: I need to go to the bathroom before we leave.
Tina: Is it serious?
Bill: Yes!
Tina: Then we'llnever get out of here!
-or-
Bill: I know you're still putting on your makeup in here but I gotta go serious!
-or
Bill (with newspaper tucked under arm): I'll be back in 20 minutes, I have to conduct some serious research.
Clorox : hey have you seen Ian’s shoes it’s reslly bad I think he’s to poor to buy new ones
Lysol: hahaha yea
Clorox: no I’m serious I feel bad..
Lysol: oh
Ian: ;(