Sergey

A cool guy. A suave character. A man who has the power to talk LSD out of you.

Sergey, would you like my LSD?

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

Sergey

A real swaggy guy who gets all the ladiez

Simp: Gotta hide my hoes... Sergey's on the prowl

by LowL33s@h January 01, 2017

Sergei

Sergei is an exceptional writer. His not-easily-impressed special lady friend is super-impressed (for once)

#writing #cool #smart #funny

Sergei is so eloquent with words it makes alllllll the bitches' panties wet

by LowL33s@h February 16, 2017

Sergei

The Originator.

My first kiss.

The one who taught me how to make love... not war.

My lifeblood.

Sergei is my everything

by LowL33s@h January 02, 2017

Sergey

Sergey is a sexual freak & occasional pervert with a massive sexual appetite only ONE special lady can truly satisfy. She knows who she is...

One Special Lady: My spidey senses are tingling... Sergey or one of his girthy-dicked affiliates must be around

by LowL33s@h January 01, 2017

Sergei

A person who doesn't care.

Person 1 - Hey man you wanna eat pizza for lunch?

Person 2 - ummmm I don't know, I sergei!!!

by fiddy March 11, 2005

Sergey

An unlucky fellow who once had a girl stick a finger up his butt (!!!) while giving Sergey exquisite fellatio. Sergey hated it, switched to missionary position & this bitch tried it AGAIN, after which Sergey immediately went into doggy style for his own anal protection

#finger #ass #freak #nasty

Freak hoe: Damn Sergey I thought you were freaky like that... I just want to massage your prostate... you deserve it

Sergey: Ms. Freak hoe, I don't know where your fingers have been, besides up my ass just now... disgusting. Only my main hoe has access to my anal sphincter/brown starfish. You don't have to like it Ms. Hoe, but you will respect it. Now let me stick it in doggy-style bitch, let's go

by LowL33s@h January 01, 2017