the act of eating Japanese takeout naked in the middle of the road in order to impress friends and bestow honor to your family.
I commited Seppuku last night and my parents joined in.
I always do Seppuku every morning before work.
I always do Seppuku every morning before work.
by SeppukuMan September 2, 2013
Get the Seppukumug. "Seh-poo-koo"
A Japanese suicide ritual where you cut the belly open. It is believed that if you commit suicide this way, it will let your spirit exit the body at ease.
A Japanese suicide ritual where you cut the belly open. It is believed that if you commit suicide this way, it will let your spirit exit the body at ease.
by NoeruChan June 23, 2016
Get the Seppukumug. A masturbatory sexual act in which a man penetrates the outer sphincter of his anus with the tip of his beef whistle.
by HAILGOKU February 1, 2017
Get the Seppukumug. "You use a Japanese text input tool and enter random Japanese characters into a google image search.
Then you count how many pages until you find an image so disturbing that you wish you never played the game."
Then you count how many pages until you find an image so disturbing that you wish you never played the game."
by Stevy July 17, 2005
Get the Google Seppukumug. When a man attempts to trim up or style his beard and makes a fatal error, forcing him to go clean shaven rather than bear the shame of failure.
Seppuku is the custom of Japanese samurai to commit ritual suicide upon suffering great dishonor or failure.
Seppuku is the custom of Japanese samurai to commit ritual suicide upon suffering great dishonor or failure.
Pierre: "Hey dude, why'd you go clean shaven?"
Antoine: "Ah.. well, I made a mistake while trimming and had to commit beard seppuku."
Antoine: "Ah.. well, I made a mistake while trimming and had to commit beard seppuku."
by OtterOwnage December 25, 2010
Get the Beard Seppukumug. Amongst 'English'-speaking European immigrant cultures of the American continent, ritual suicide by firearm resulting from gross negligence; often the perpetrator's passage into the next life is eased by liquid refreshment.
Anthropologists discovered an ancient news broadcast revealing the fate of Alabama man and Ku Klux Klan Grand Wizard Jefferson Beauregard Bedford Forrest III committed hillbilly seppuku while cleaning his loaded .45 revolver on the toilet. He was surrounded by his close friends, the Coors family and the Miller family.
by CliticusTotalis March 28, 2019
Get the hillbilly seppukumug. The act of getting deployed, and being shot by a little Iraqi boy using his father's Russian assault rifle, thus making you a hero.
by Walnutty November 30, 2021
Get the Modern Seppukumug.