An argumentative internet troll who specializes in disrupting the user base of single topic forums with persistently negative and contemptuous posts.
This is a discussion forum, not an "argue ad nauseam about narratives and biases you hold like blood feuds that span decades" forum, you sentientbuttplug.
When a mentally unstable greek man accidentally creates the first self-aware artificial intelligence on his laptop by downloading porn viruses.
Recorded video from unknown origin: "The year is 2100, the sentient laptop has reduced every city into a nuclear wasteland. The rest of us are being picked off one by one"