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Sentient toaster 

A toaster that has feelings

Sentient Buttplug 

An argumentative internet troll who specializes in disrupting the user base of single topic forums with persistently negative and contemptuous posts.
This is a discussion forum, not an "argue ad nauseam about narratives and biases you hold like blood feuds that span decades" forum, you sentient buttplug.
Sentient Buttplug by Senbutt June 2, 2018

Sentient Frolicking 

A term used to describe how legendary rugby players enjoy themselves on the pitch. Sentient = an ability to see or feel things. Frolicking = play.
"Glenn doesn't merely 'play' rugby, he indulges in the legendary art of 'Sentient Frolicking'
Sentient Frolicking by BANNEDPLAYER November 30, 2020

Sentient tracksuit 

A tracksuit containing an independent consciousness without an owner.

It is purple and black in appearance, and often seen ladened with shopping from Iceland.
The sentient tracksuit has been sighted in town.

SENTIENT BEJrooooming 

Living BeJroooomings that can suffer and feel pain especially animals and people's. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior.
I invented and made and created SENTIENT BEJroooomings by lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♄ šŸ’™.

sentient laptop 

When a mentally unstable greek man accidentally creates the first self-aware artificial intelligence on his laptop by downloading porn viruses.
Recorded video from unknown origin: "The year is 2100, the sentient laptop has reduced every city into a nuclear wasteland. The rest of us are being picked off one by one"
sentient laptop by Popcorntime69 February 11, 2022