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Senile

A word to describe an individual who is old, very old, too old to still be doing his job. Probably too old to be alive, or someone who loves communism/socialism or loves fidel castro
"Bernie Sanders is a senile old fool.."

"Ocassio Cortez is always one slip up away from being a senile fool.."
by FreeMarketCapitalismRocks March 17, 2020
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shop senile

When someone at your work keeps telling you the same story over and over again. They have told so many people they cant remember who they told.
Bob is getting Shop Senile, he's told me that same story about him being pronounced dead in the bathtub 5 times.
by Dullishpage January 17, 2019
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Senile Penile

Having a penis that can no longer erect, ejaculate or no longer be used for everyday, hackneyed activities.
Tim has a senile penile, he no longer has sexual activity. It might also be due to the fact that he has a penehead
by Vrider January 24, 2008
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Senility Rocks!

Uttered after a memory lapse or a brief interruption to intelligence affectionately or laughingly attributed to age.
1) A: Where did I put my pen?

B: It's there in front of you!

A: Doh! Senility rocks!

2) A: Did I tell you I'm going out tomorrow?

B: You did - seven times now.

A: Oops - Senility Rocks
by MarcFxxx November 3, 2010
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senile turnmentia

When the old guy in the car in the left turn lane in front of you has his right turn signal blinking.
OMG, he's got the wrong turn signal on again…must be a severe case of senile turnmentia...
by tanker177 February 18, 2011
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Senile sandwich

When seated between two geezers, and forced to hear inane and/or poorly heard conversations.
I was in a senile sandwich on the plane ride home, seated between two old ladies who couldn't hear each other's conversation.
by dream luvva April 6, 2015
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SENILE DELINQUENT

a virtue-filled old person who is bad and naughty
" my dad's a senile delinquent "
by paul April 14, 2005
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