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Seldovia

A beautiful young lady who attracts the best of the worse type of guys...shes smart and funny but cant win at anything....really sucks at tetris
i totally went on a seldovia winning streak on tetris last night i won like no games and i was playing alone.
by MISTI titty shirt April 29, 2011
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Seldom Seen Smith

1. A “Lothario” or “Romeo”-type gentleman usually residing in the “Four Corners” region of southwest Colorado, northwest New Mexico, northern Arizona or southern Utah – best known for having multiple wives scattered across a vast and barren landscape, showing up less than some of said wives might prefer, and even then for dubious purposes more often than not, as well as lending a certain fertility to the otherwise sere landscape.

2. A mythical figure or western archetype modeled on the Jack Mormon River Guide from the Edward Abbey-crafted character in the Monkey Wrench Gang. Friend of Doc Sarvis, Bonnie Abzug and George Hayduke. Husband to many, constant companion to none.
Seldom Seen Smith didn’t come around often, and when he did he didn’t stay for long.

Seldom Seen Smith wasn't expecting the river of tears, but he deftly navigated that rapid into the sack -- and he was off before the sun came up over the Green River not to be seen again until the season had changed and the frost was on the land and absence had once again made the heart grow fonder.
by Seldom Seen Smith December 7, 2020
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today is selda sunday my dudes
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Selden

Moslty white town with many people that think they live in "the hood." Sniffing pills is a right of passage and you probably still wear South Pole. If you are 20-30 years old you still "rep" Selden even though it makes you a loser, but you do not care because you live in Selden.
25 year old from Selden- "Selden nigga we can take anyone derrrrrr"
Normal 25 year old - "Do you have Down Syndrome"?
by U AlreadyKnow January 11, 2012
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Seldom

Adverb
Rarely; not often.

Adjective
not common; infrequent.
"And I know it's true,
that visions are seldom what they seem."
- Once Upon a Dream
by heartbreaksofeden September 26, 2017
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Seldom Peg-Bis

A penguin biscuit that actually has a good joke.
Charlie: "Hey man, can i read your penguin wrapper joke?"
Eithel: "Why bother, the jokes on it are so bad"
Charlie:" You never know you might have a seldom Peg-Bis"

*Looks at wrapper*

Q. What do penguins sing to each other on their birthdays ?

A. Freeze a jolly good fellow

Charlie: "No not this time."
by GearGrinder August 27, 2009
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seldin

A straight up legend at soccer and can take anyone’s ankles, hottest guy a girl will ever meet, overall he just the guy of any girls dreams
Aye bro have you seen Seldin today, he’s looking like snack!
by Ankle breaker May 13, 2018
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