Segura

Assholes that usually owes most people money, and also hogs the eight ball

The Segura’s disappeared again

by Bbbbbbbbbby January 19, 2018

segurata

Miembro del personal de seguridad de un evento, local, etc. Se puede considerar una palabra despectiva, aunque no siempre. Se usa en España

—Vamos a hacerle una foto a ese cuadro
—¿Estás loco? ¿Delante del segurata del museo?
—¡Con dos narices!

by Otra vez no June 5, 2018

kaitlyn segura

A nibba who dabs a lot and is cringe. They often have the big gay and do nothing. They need to sit their lazy ass up.

Oof Look At That Trash Kaitlyn Segura over there

by ChaoticShadozzz9 June 11, 2018

Emma Segura

someone who always looks good no matter the circumstance. also can be used to describe someone very nice yet truthful.

did you see her? she looked sister snatched! almost like an Emma Segura.
or
she’s so genuine !! I wish everyone could be an Emma Segura

by germainethepain November 7, 2018

Emma Segura

someone that always looks good no matter the circumstance. this person can look flawless without even trying.

omg! did you see her makeup? she looked like an Emma Segura 🥰🤤

by germainethepain November 7, 2018

Tom Segura Phenomenon

The indescribable requirement to masturbate when on an airplane.

After seeing the overweight woman munch a foot long French baguette while over the Atlantic Ocean, the man was overcome by the Tom Segura phenomenon.

The airplane restroom was diffusely painted with jizz by those overcome by the Tom Segura Phenomenon.

by Mattkaveli October 3, 2022

Kevin Segura

Top g. The G.O.A.T.

Hey, Kevin Segura, how's it going?

by mcshaneyd November 2, 2023