tanja šego miketa

Giga chad

Omg it’s Tanja Šego Miketa(TŠM), let’s say hello!

by Cedr December 21, 2021

segously

Perpetually mischievous and horny, able to maintain a full erection instantly and infinitley.

The Wachousay Bagouser was feeling tres segously after his daily breakfast of 5 double espressos, 10 helium balloons, and 6 viagra.

by SirManth April 18, 2005

Segway Jesus

Person with Jesus like qualities (long hair, sandals, beard) who floats around from place to place on a segway, no matter how close or far away the destination may be. Typically embraces their own resemblance to Jesus.

Hey, check it out. It's a segway Jesus on his way to the mail center.

by Segway Jesus Observer March 20, 2009

Mexican segway

A stand on mower. It's like a rider/walk-behind hybrid. You don't have to walk, but you don't get to sit down.

See those landscaping guys over there? Looks like one of them has the Mexican segway.

by Gringo Libre September 25, 2010

Segownda

-Means anything you wanted to mean in that certain situation
-use Segownda when you are at a loss for words or there is no other word to describe your feelings or an action

If you don't pay me the money you owe me I am going to segownda the fuck out of you

Pass the segownda pipe I wanna get high

by Kyle Whyte January 23, 2018

sexoween

when hab sex on hallwoen

it was fun spending sexoween with you mom :)

by chadbutagain *cool face* November 10, 2020

Segway Thighs

Segway thighs originates from the word Segway which means sexy, but on a higher level of sexy. So sexy in fact that you can’t even say sexy so you have to say Segway. Segway thighs was originally created for the (sadly) Fictional character Peter Parker (Tom Holland version) and his Segway toned thighs.

“Dang bro Peter Parker has some Segway thighs”

“Heck yeah he does I wish I could find me a man with his Segway thighs”
“Don’t we all”

by Livingnoodle May 4, 2021