1. A sneaky person who works for some kind of organisation without others knowing.
2. A spliff made by emptying out a normal cigarette and replacing the filter with a roach, then mixing half the tobacco with some ganja and filling up the empty cigarette with the mix.
Useful for discreet smoking (except for the smell!!)
2. A spliff made by emptying out a normal cigarette and replacing the filter with a roach, then mixing half the tobacco with some ganja and filling up the empty cigarette with the mix.
Useful for discreet smoking (except for the smell!!)
"you wanna smoke a joint man"
"Nah man, its a bit un-sly smoking one here"
"Don't worry, I made a secret agent"
"Nah man, its a bit un-sly smoking one here"
"Don't worry, I made a secret agent"
by 4Days May 27, 2006

When receiving a blow job and asked to notify the blowjober when ejaculation is imminent. Upon said notification the blowjober unexpectedly inserts their index finger into the blowjobee's anus.
While I was getting a hummer in the hottub I tapped my girl on the head and she slipped me the secret agent.
by J-dubb-emm February 18, 2011

A person employed by a foreign government or organization who is sent to secretly obtain and steal information while remaining undetected.
The police officer was discovered to be a secret agent who had remained undetected for months and was going to try to infiltrate the FBI.
by Strawberry Pterodactyls August 16, 2018

When you have a poo and the log goes straight round the U-bend.
Use in combination with a lucky barry for the ultimate poo - the Secret Agent Lucky Barry.
Use in combination with a lucky barry for the ultimate poo - the Secret Agent Lucky Barry.
by rmp89 September 12, 2009

When a man is having sex with a fat or ugly chick, after he cums, he pulls the rubber off, stuffs it over her head and yells at her very sternly, "if you tell anyone about this, I'll fucking kill you".
After Peter was done fucking that fat hog, he totally gave her the secret agent and she ran out of his room crying like a stuck pig.
by ForestTex February 20, 2007

by yetty b April 19, 2008

Karen White, jailed for raping two women with "her" penis, successfully infiltrated a women's prison as a Secret Agent Man to sexually assault two female prisoners.
by ba327 January 29, 2019
