Semistraight

Someone who is straight but attracted to both genders.

Bob why are you semistraight, just call your self bisexual you fucking moron.

by British frog July 21, 2020

Shamis

The best person in the entire world

I wanna be shamis

by Blingblongatingtong July 14, 2019

seamus'd

the act of going out on holidays or the weekend and drinking to the point where you can't talk coherently and wake up hand-cuffed to a hospital bed the next morning.

Bro - "I'm going out and getting SEAMUS'D this weekend!

by relyt19 April 8, 2011

Dangling Seabiscuit

When your penis drops down after emerging from a vagina or other crevasse after you go to town on her (or him if you're into that).

The joyful feeling after you've cum and your penis can finally rest, whilst still being fully erect like a racing horse.

"I pummeled her so hard that my dangling seabiscuit lasted over 30 minutes."

"That girl Nicole gave me a weak dangling seabiscuit last night."

by Not that Guy you think May 12, 2019

Semisi

A name given to one of royalty in ancient times. Handsome, big, smart and the strongest of his brothers. Usually

has a huge dick but is humble about it.

Wow Semisi, i'm impressed. I see why they call you king

by Physiochick October 3, 2018

semisexual

Someone who feels sexual attraction but has no desire to act on it.
Someone who does not feel sexual attraction but has a libido.

"I saw Dan watching porn the other day"
"and?"
"He says he likes me but he doesn't want to sleep with me"
"Oh, yeah, he's semisexual, don't even try"

by brokendarling May 22, 2015

Where the seams meet

Vagina reference.

I finger blasted her where the seams meet.

by Alexander Skinbound August 11, 2016