Seahorse

When a man's semen ends up on his stomach, either by his own handywork or with the help of another; inspired by the species' method of reproductive development wherein the male carries the embryos on his stomach region.

I didn't have any tissues near by so i just seahorsed myself and passed out.

She doesn't like to swallow, so she usually just gives me the ol' seahorse.

by scrote-dogg June 23, 2007

Seahorse

The name of a male who was born female having a baby naturally and should not be attacked for being "wrong".

"Jack is pregnant."

"I thought he was a boy-?"
"He's a seahorse, he was born female."

by PacmansGhost August 5, 2022

Seahorse

A man who stays at home to take care of the kids. A stay at home dad or house husband with children.

My husband is totally a seahorse, the kids love him.

by Skeren Dreamera May 6, 2016

the seahorse

a decrepit, vile, piss ridden bar located in dundalk, md..usually claims home to the most disgusting of the alcoholic residents/ pill poppers/ hot mustard willys, the bathroom is always covered with the smell of failure and obesity. and piss. the beer is over priced, the women are over weight and the men are over confident and most commonly wear shirts that are way too tight and reek of over bearing wal-mart cologne.. strippers frequent this fine establishment to purchase goods from the many drug dealers that hang out. also be careful who you buy a drink for as most of the consumers are underage.. the best part is the cops hang out right outside and often lock people up right on either side of the bridge for dui but people still go there...all in all the seahorse is a fantastic place to not go to

hey dom you want to go to the seahorse tonight....?

nah jack, i just got a dui last week right out side of that shit ass bar!!!

by crzywhtboyjack66 September 13, 2011

Seahorse

When you tickle a person behind the knee with your foot: Used to induce an orgasim. Not a 100% guaranteed.

"Hey, today in business class. I gave my friend a seahorse."

"Really?"

"Yeah, but he didn't come"

"Shame..."

by SSeahorse January 18, 2012

seahorsing

Injecting large amounts of tadpoles up a mans ass until they explode out of his anus. Very similar to the way a male seahorse gives birth to its young.

"I asked him if he wanted to try seahorsing and he looked at me like I was some kind of freak!"

by fistymcbeefpunch February 5, 2014

Seahorse

A Penis and a vagina at the same time

*Nick you are a seahorse
*Because we don't want to be a seahorse

by Sunflower sunhat December 1, 2016