Seabass

A word commonly used to describe someone who has a crush way out of his league.

Guy 1: I like Amanda
Guy 2: But you're a 1 and shes a 10
Guy 2: You’re such a seabass

by Sebastian Cieslak July 25, 2018

Seabass

The miniature fuckboy that no one knows they like. he has long eyelashes and looks very attractive when on omegle except when he is from California and leigha calls him cute. loik. look loik up in the urban dictionary if you don't know the definition already. makes annoying noises.

ololololo
what was that?
ololololo
oh, don't worry, its just seabass

by bleh bleh blehh February 1, 2017

Seabass

Term refering to a redneck or southern dude. Usally wears a trucker hat and a vest jacket.

"Hey Seabass....See ya got the new antlers on the truck....

by Tom Fla. December 7, 2006

Seabass

A person who lives in a fish bag and drives to maine to pick up some boobies. They speak with thick russian/slavic/poopsack accents depending upon their current state of seabass-ness. Two currently reside in the Deeg and one lives in a cave in newengland.

EX.) Dear Sexy Seabass,
Rub some hummus on me
Love Sexy Seabass

by seabassluva November 21, 2010

Seabass

A lesbian seagul
A girl who is extremly sluty

Lyndsay Hines loves to flont her seabassness to her lesbian friends

by GW Forsyth March 10, 2005

Seabassed

A person who is always off there tits on something usually red wine. A person who is seabassed often thinks they are a comedian and has an addiction to posting videos online.

Wow that dude is proper seabassed !!

by The Goonbot July 27, 2020

Seabass

Something that it totally random, stupid, or just does not make any sense to the common man. If one were to see something out of the ordinary or just plain odd, all that person would need to say is "seabass."

Person 1: "Yo, look over there, a lion talking to a turtle on the parkbench."

Person 2: " Yep, seabass..."
"seabass"

by Jibbs June 9, 2005