seabass

a nickname for a dude that fucks other dudes in the ass

fuck his ass seabass

dont fuck my ass seabass

by youtube.com/youpussyclownprods September 16, 2010

Seabass

A person who lives in a fish bag and drives to maine to pick up some boobies. They speak with thick russian/slavic/poopsack accents depending upon their current state of seabass-ness. Two currently reside in the Deeg and one lives in a cave in newengland.

EX.) Dear Sexy Seabass,
Rub some hummus on me
Love Sexy Seabass

by seabassluva November 21, 2010

seabass

An old favorite nickname used to insult a friend within a certain group. At times it may totally replace a guy's name based on how gay he has been acting lately. Also used when formally introducing a friend to another by replacing their name with their new given name of seabass.

Ex: (1st guy) Hey, I'm going to give Stan a call.
(2nd guy) You mean Seabass?
(1st guy) You're damn right I mean Seabass.

by kurt April 25, 2005

Seabass

A lesbian seagul
A girl who is extremly sluty

Lyndsay Hines loves to flont her seabassness to her lesbian friends

by GW Forsyth March 10, 2005

Seabass

Something that it totally random, stupid, or just does not make any sense to the common man. If one were to see something out of the ordinary or just plain odd, all that person would need to say is "seabass."

Person 1: "Yo, look over there, a lion talking to a turtle on the parkbench."

Person 2: " Yep, seabass..."
"seabass"

by Jibbs June 9, 2005

Seabass

When you put your butt cheeks together and fart

I just seabassed

by potatosniffer January 31, 2018

Seabass

A mysterious fish, or short for Sebastian.

I found a seabass while fishing.
Hey seabass, how are you doing?

by Juan Juan dot com December 4, 2018