sea monkey stew 

ejaculate

I sprayed her tits with sea monkey stew.

sea monkey stew by andy fry March 21, 2003

sea monkey stew 

Janets home cookin made of various sea monkeys, and her "special" sauce.

MMmmmm, that seamonky stew sure tasted mighty fine down my gullet!

sea monkey stew by Stephanie December 6, 2004

sea monkey bank 

a boys ballzac... sperm look like seamonkeys, and ballzac hold em, hence sea monkey bank

id love for her to suck his bank

sea monkey bank by laura June 17, 2004

Sea Monkey Stampede 

Male orgasm

Right to sleep last night........had an unscheduled Sea Monkey Stampede.

Sea Monkey Stampede by Johannes Baptine March 14, 2023

Dutch Sea Monkey 

The act of urinating while in a pool of water (preferably the ocean) while in the personal space of another individual- close enough for the presence of bodily fluid to be noticed.

Applicable to both sexes.

Person 1: Why is the water over here so warm?
Person 2: You've just been dutch sea monkeyed!

Dutch Sea Monkey by Sassy in the City July 5, 2009

Constipated Sea monkey 

The act of getting a blowjob while the partner is taking a shit.

Cody enjoys giving Constipated Sea Monkeys.

Constipated Sea monkey by Sdoovan April 20, 2024

Virtual Sea-Monkeys

A program or application that is practically useless- it may do something silly, or pointless.

After all his time working on the projects, Ryan only ended up creating a new batch of virtual sea-monkeys. None of them were viable for anything useful.

Virtual Sea-Monkeys by Digitalalchemist August 19, 2003