scrunchy mom

A mom that is a mixture of both a silky and crunchy mom. One who may formula feed, and vaccinate as well as hospital birth but may use cloth diapers and make their own baby food.

I formula feed my baby and choose to vaccinate but I support home birth and make my own baby food so I'm a scrunchy mom!

by mommy2gage October 10, 2011

Scootchy

A unit of measurement when the actual amount is not known. Usually used with smaller measurements.

Put in a scootchy of baking soda.
Could you move over just a scootchy?

by SnortyG November 4, 2009

scronch

Jabbing someone between the rib cadge and their hip.
causing them to giggle and laugh.

"you just got scronched!"

by spagetti sauce December 13, 2017

Scrounchy

If you’re calling someone scrounchy it means they’re a complete fucking retard and they should get 22 tapeworms

Izzi: You’re so scrounchy
Kalim: I know

Freya: mood
Jack: Freya go out with me you scrounchy sod

Wayne: Wow this was not to be expected
Adri: (is just in this scenario)

by Baljeet February 27, 2019

Scrunchy face

The process of scrunching all the muscles in your face.

Micah looks so cute with his angry scrunchy face.

by Diane aka the BITCH July 15, 2005

scrunchy

a ponytail holder or hair tie, often very decorative with gathers. Can be solid or patterned. Usually made of fabric. Name comes from Scünci, a company which makes many types of hair products including ponytail elastics, etc.

Nothing would hold my straight hair back until I found this awesome scrunchy!

by GGP May 18, 2006

Scroonch

(Surreal Memes) To scroonh someone is to compress their existance sphere to the point where they A) collapse in on themselves and form a black hole or B) so they transcend dimensional or reality planes thus changing their form and nature into something different.

You are sentenced to death by scroonching.

by Aust January 15, 2018