A precise moment an individual devotes entirely to scroll up in its old Facebook conversations with its friends for the purpose of finding the first message they have sent each other.
Karl: {Dude}! D'you remember the first conversation we had on facebook?
John: No men! But don't worry, {bro}, {lemme} have a {lil'} Scrollin' Session and I'll {brb} with and answer for you.
John: No men! But don't worry, {bro}, {lemme} have a {lil'} Scrollin' Session and I'll {brb} with and answer for you.
by the little robert August 5, 2016
Get the Scrollin' Session mug.Definition A.) Scrolling on social media while taking a poop. Definition B.) Casually scrolling through social media to pass time in mundane situations
Ex 1) I was shit-scrollin(g) the other day and before I wiped I seen that Brenda had a baby.
Ex 2) I was shit-scrollin(g) the other day in the doctor's office and seen that Brenda had a baby.
Ex 2) I was shit-scrollin(g) the other day in the doctor's office and seen that Brenda had a baby.
by Probably_Tweakin October 10, 2021
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A term used to tell someone to move on and past your status update on their newsfeed.
Specifically used social media and forums to let someone know you have no time for their opinion, comments or general existence.
'Keep scrollin' is not restricted to social media and can be applied to real life situations.
Specifically used social media and forums to let someone know you have no time for their opinion, comments or general existence.
'Keep scrollin' is not restricted to social media and can be applied to real life situations.
Status update: Favourite movies? go.
Comment: Twilight.
Reply to comment: Keep scrollin' <insert friend name>
Comment: Twilight.
Reply to comment: Keep scrollin' <insert friend name>
by Tamazz October 28, 2013
Get the keep scrollin' mug.When the information you wanna access from a particular webpage is only a little bit further down the page from where you are. This means that it is close enough for you to be bothered enough to scroll down the page and access it quickly. It is therefore said to be 'within scrolling distance'
"I can't see where to type in my email address"
"That's because it's further down the page, but don't worry, it's within scrolling distance"
"That's because it's further down the page, but don't worry, it's within scrolling distance"
by kakashleigh August 15, 2009
Get the Within scrolling distance mug.Purportedly, the most helpless act of wasted time after repetitive scrolling down facebooks homepage. Once you realize you've got the scrollies you can't stop because the scrollies have taken over.
Quick, get off facebook before you get the scrollies!
That guy has been scrolling on his phone for hours. He must have the scrollies.
Patient: I get into this weird headspace where I need to keep scrolling and I can't stop until my friend yells at me to get off my phone.
Doctor: Textbook scrollies.
That guy has been scrolling on his phone for hours. He must have the scrollies.
Patient: I get into this weird headspace where I need to keep scrolling and I can't stop until my friend yells at me to get off my phone.
Doctor: Textbook scrollies.
by Doctor Bakshy January 8, 2017
Get the Scrollies mug.Being unable to stop scrolling on social media. As in a doomed task for it isn’t productive. Can be positive and staying in touch with friends and family but unable to stop.
by Dulced November 2, 2023
Get the doom scrolling mug."What you been up to today, Dave?"
"Ah, nothing man. I've been stuck on the couch with Scrolliosis."
"Ah, nothing man. I've been stuck on the couch with Scrolliosis."
by glitchenheimer August 5, 2020
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