ole scrofani

the art of becoming beligerently inebriated off of two keystone lights and/or a thimble of vodka before arriving at a party, and then procedding to creep in every picture taken at the aforementioned shindig

When we arrived at the party we thought that Balthazar had already downed 18 beers, but then after seeing him go around the party taking pictures with everyone we quickly realized that he was just pullin the ole scrofani

by Joe Bosco December 17, 2008

scrotanus

The delicate area between the scrotum and the anus.

It hit me right in the scrotanus.
Dude, my scrotanus itches.

After that long run, I really need to wash my scrotanus.

by EsunDweedleDwit August 9, 2009

Scrojazzling

the act of adorning one's scrotum with sparkles and jewels when depressed, as a kind of pick me up.

My ego is a little bruised. Could use a Scrojazzling to lift my spirits.

by Torso Giallo June 17, 2010

scrotany

Critical observation related to ones own or another's scrotum.

As Melissa was tea bagging me, she commented on how sweaty my balls were which was scrotany I was not needing at that point in time.

by Jimmy Dink January 10, 2020

scrotan

A tan for your scrotum when it's nice and sunny. Obviously this needs to be done somewhere private or a nudist beach. And you must make sure the whole of your scrotum is brown or it doesn't count as a bona fide scrotan. You will need to consider this when thinking about your sunbathing position.

"Ahh my tan-lines are annoying me. I wanted to get a scrotan yesterday as it was 30 degrees Celsius but I couldn't strip off completely because my neighbours could see over the fence and they have a little daughter"

"Hey! What's up with your pasty-ass ballsack? Haven't you tried getting a scrotan? Good luck getting laid without a scrotan..."

by ArcadeFire07 July 30, 2021

scojan

a funky type of person with a peculiar personality who wants to be different and weird but also can be a chill guy

that kids a scojan
he walks like a scojan

by parisfortay March 30, 2023

scrotanising

A gathering of three or more people coming together to compare the length of their “noses”.

That was an epic night of scrotanising, where everyone took out their “noses”.

by Retroly June 16, 2023