Hungarian swordfish

A fake fish that does'nt exist usually used to catch a lieing fisherman.

Victor: Oh man I've caught so many damn fish you name it I've caught it.
Lino: How about a Hungarian swordfish?
Victor: Oh yeah I caught one of those.

by Jay are one August 27, 2011

scrotish

A scrotum that is Scottish

Question: Yahright there mate!? The wind has picked up a wee bit. How's it going under that kilt? Reply: Oh I'm nae bothered, I've got a true scrotish!

by Happy Hollandaise March 25, 2021

Russian Swordfish

When you stick your dick through one ear and out the other

Dallas Threatened to Russian Swordfish his brother

by Bossmod3 June 23, 2019

tasmanian swordfish

The act of fingering a girl underwater, and having a sharp fingernail, cutting the inside of her anus, mixing blood in water that would attract a swordfish.

Bro, I gave my underwater kangaroo a Tasmanian Swordfish the other day.

by RainbowTrout69 November 6, 2014

Swordfish Special

When you work at a restaurant and your manager fucks you in the linen closet, the office, the handicap bathroom and gives you his big meaty swordfish.

Brady gave John his 'swordfish special' in the office yesterday.

by Joe's American April 17, 2011

Swordfishing

The act of sitting in a bathtub or other body of water with one of your bros and having an epic swordfight

I heard Evan and Andy went swordfishing last night to solve their differences, however it ended in tragic docking

by Doucheoon Mandic March 4, 2011

swordfish

when some one jabs you in the stomach.

also known as a "tazer" to the stomach

1.jane: *jabs nick in the stomach* "sword fish!"
nick: "god dammit jane that hurt"

2. "that bitch just swordfished me"

by swordfisher January 15, 2012