Scritting

Spending endless time on the bowl scrolling through social media while shitting. More scroll than shit.
"Has Bill gotten back from the bathroom?"
"No, man he's been scritting for like 20 minutes"
by BOIYF December 17, 2019
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Scrit

The name given to someone who is dishevelled in appearance, low in popularity, and seemingly of low morality. Including, but not exclusively, those that carry an odour of urine.
‘What’s up Scrit?’
‘Look at that Scrit over yonder loitering by the toilets’
‘I’ve forgotten my P.E. Kit, I’ll have to borrow the Scrit Kit’
by LMLB July 22, 2018
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Scrit

Slang for scram

Also used as: scrill, scrim, scrat
If that Shar Pei lookin cunt don’t scrit
by ScritTectonic February 15, 2019
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scritting

the action of shitting and screaming at the same time
i was scritting so loud
by Battery muncher October 28, 2022
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