Scrimshaw

A dick twist, or when a testical is twisted.

Ah shit this speedo caused a scrimshaw.

by jbuddah September 10, 2018

scrimshanker

A person who is tight-fisted and tries to avoid paying their share for anything

Arther: Has Horace bought a round yet?
Bruce: No. He never does.
Arthur: What a fat scrimshanker!

by Subbuteo July 15, 2003

scrimshaw

oral sex performed by a younger woman on an older man

I met a cute waitress at the bar the other night and she served me up a scrimshaw with a happy ending in the back seat of my car.

by squeedy November 29, 2011

Tom scrimshaw

A twitchy little cunt, can’t keep his head still. Eats like a fucking dirty cunt. And is the lankiest slender person you will ever see. Sometimes if you make him laugh you get a spot on view of his gums!

Wow it’s a Tom scrimshaw ! His gums sure are big

by Daren gave May 27, 2019

Tucker Scrimshaw

Beautiful,rough anal porn performed by 2 jewish midgets in front of a live bear on top of the Alberta mountains

Me: this is some beautiful Tucker scrimshaw isnt it
Friend: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SHOW ME THIS

by Goonies googoo August 10, 2020