Screwvenirs

Lice you catch from screwing someone.

"I fucked that chic and she left screwvenirs all over my dick."

by CrazyJay April 19, 2009

spewvenirs

Refers to da assorted scattered bits of ejected debris dat are randomly deposited over all surrounding surfaces/locales after an eruption of any kind.

I always try to cover my nose and mouth whenever I sneeze or cough so as to keep spewvenirs to a minimum.

by QuacksO February 21, 2020

screwveneer

A souvenir procured while traveling without any purchase having occurred

Even though it took till the crack of dawn, I got the screwveneer black bud menu from the weed shop in Amsterdam during the Cannabis Cup.

by anonymous October 8, 2021

screwveneer

Contents like brain rot media, violent video games, or movies rated PG-13 / R that your parents typically don't allow at home but that you end up exposed to during a sleepover.

I know my parents would freak out if they knew I played that violent video game called "GTA 5", but it was just screwveneer during the sleepover at my friend's house last night!

by Emotional Cruiser July 14, 2025