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Screwsome

Used first by the lovely Nimz to describe awesomeness related to video game personality Stuttering Craig's website - screwattack.

Anything that is awesome, fun, fresh, and/or original.
I'm having a screwsome day, now that I'm finally finished with work.
by Dyslexic Heart October 10, 2008
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Screwie

Screwie is to Stage Crew as Techie is to Tech Crew
by Steve Arr! September 15, 2005
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screwtility

A situation where any action is Futile because you're screwed anyway it plays out.
Sandy tried to clean up the mess while waiting for the boss to come back, but it was an act of screwtility.

After finding used condom wrappers in the wash, Joe knew that it was an act of screwtility trying to explain this one to his wife.
by [502] KanocAnoc May 18, 2010
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Screwpile

1. When a man doesn’t know how to use his penis during a copulation and instead of using his hips, he uses his whole torso. As a result the woman is usually struggling to breathe when she’s bottom.

(simple): when a guy hasn’t learn the art of throwing dick so he’s only good while lying down.
Tommy’s a screwpile; his sweaty chest was all over my face and I couldn’t breathe cus he put all his weight on me!
by kurtblunt November 4, 2018
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screentime

its the thing only noob children have, its when their parents limit the kid's time on the internet everyday.
we're reducing your screentime down to 30 minutes a day till your grades come back up
by RealSlimNoodle August 21, 2019
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scentimental

When a certain smell gives you feelings of transcendence. I.e. nostalgia for a time long passed triggered by smell.
Ben: Whoa. This wet pumpkin smells like the mushrooms we took camping last summer! I am getting scentimental over here!

Brian: Something smells like shi-

Dave: ...like my hockey bag from when I was a kid!
Brian: Look at you, being all scentimental!
by cliffdogg October 26, 2011
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screwie louie

an adjective that describes something that is not working right or not doing what its supposed to. gay, fucked up
what the fuck, the printers all screwy louie again.
by euphoria August 27, 2005
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