screenshat

Past tense of screenshot; commonly misused as screenshotted.

I found the funniest picture today so I screenshat it for you!

screenshat by KickasstanedaP June 2, 2014

Screenshitted 

The way in which you screenshot an NFT and take OWNERSHIP of a jpeg.

Gary: NFTs are going to change the world, the blockchain will PROVE that you OWN this ape jpeg. How many of you OWN a mobile phone? Raise your hand.
Me: *Screenshitted* It's mine now.

Screenshitted by screenshitted.eth January 2, 2022

Human Screenshot 

Its when you Fart and sneeze at the same time making it a (Human Screenshot)

Dude I'm about to try and take a human screenshot.

Human Screenshot by taqqa November 10, 2019

screenshot or it didn't happen

If a visual representation was not procured, than the said event never actually occured. (SS can also be used)

Guy 1: Dude, I hooked up with a hot chick!
Guy 2: Screenshot or it didn't happen.

screenshot or it didn't happen by Wes Jones April 23, 2008

Screenshot

The act of sneezing and farting at the same time

“Did you see Sarah screenshot in class yesterday?”

Screenshot by Chi chu February 26, 2020

screenshot thot

bitch who screenshots everything

bro 1: bro tatiana screenshotted my dick pic
bro 2: she’s such a screenshot thot, she screenshots everything

screenshot thot by megan.is.a.thot March 3, 2019

took a screenshot 

a metaphor representing ones body or mind experiencing exceptional discomfort or bewilderment. Taken from the action of pressing two opposing buttons together on a smartphone to take a screenshot, the unorthodox action being translated into an unorthodox feeling.

Ex 1: “Yeah, when I saw him eat a maggot covered in mayonnaise, my body took a screenshot.”

Ex 2: “Man, when that professor kept asking so many questions so fast, I could’ve sworn my brain took a screenshot.”

took a screenshot by OhkayBudday October 26, 2020