scratcher

Ones Bed after a particullary rigorus weekend of shagging.

I had to get outa the scratcher at 12.20 and change the sheets on monday there was so much hard stuff onthe sheets,, aughhh.

by xand May 02, 2003

scratcher

I didn't know what it was till my sister south of D.C. told me.

A bitch who scrapes her teeth against your fucking cock while giving head.

I hope she's not a scratcher. Oh well, I'll get her back wit MY version of Da Shocka if she is

by She deserved it June 29, 2005

scratcher

A term used to describe a women that pretty much everyone you know has been through!
The village bike.
A bit of a slag/slut/whore.
A woman who has a natural ability to separate the act of sex from the emotion.

John: "Do you know Tina from accounting?"
Paul: "Yeh, she's a bit of a scratcher"
John: "You nailed her as well? Nice!"

by Glad May 16, 2007

scratcher

One who, with the use of a rubber band, applies friction to a playing vinyl record to create a high pitched 'wikky wikky' sound.

Dude, did you catch that house mix at the club on Sat night?
Yeah, that boy is a masta' scratcher

by Rebel P June 01, 2007

scratcher

a) A dirty, unclean, unmaintained usually living on a council estate person.. Scraggly greasy hair and scruffy clothing probably from Primark or New Look. Strong smell of chip pan and stale tobacco.
b) A Pikey or Carnie
c) A cute rodent

a)What a dirty scratcher... Don't you scratch your way over here dirty scratcher
b) A scratcher in a caravan
c) The pre-historic squirrel from 'ICE AGE' (Trade Mark)

by slippybitch January 04, 2007

scratcher

an old car.

Most pizza Drivers don't get paid much and some people don't tip, so mostly they drive scratchers.

by CHRIS October 11, 2003

on the scratcher

To be on the dole/social welfare in Ireland.

I'm 32, on the scratcher, livin' with me ma and hooked on the gear.

by Kenno01 April 03, 2011