Humiliating a defeated opponent after a private street fight by sewing their clothes in an unorthodox manner.
Fairly easy to accomplish after a knockout but possible during a grapple.
A scrap 'n' sew kit is best contained in a metal tin, usually Altoids or Sucrets.
"Bonus points" may be awarded for repairing any clothing damaged during the fight.
Fairly easy to accomplish after a knockout but possible during a grapple.
A scrap 'n' sew kit is best contained in a metal tin, usually Altoids or Sucrets.
"Bonus points" may be awarded for repairing any clothing damaged during the fight.
Dude: How'd you get that shiner?
Other dude: Remember that poofta that I was pissed at for winking at my girlfriend on facebook?
Dude: Not really.
Other dude: Well, I remixed one of his soundclick songs so it sounded like he was rapping about loving dick and put it on the fakebook I made with his name. I guess he overheard me telling people about it after the bar last night so he sucker-punched me in the alley by my house. Buddy went down with one to the chin. I wasn't satisfied so I gave him the old scrap'n'sew.
Dude: Huh?
Other dude: I happened to have a sewing kit in my pocket so I stitched up his shirt to make it a few sizes smaller. Then I got the idea to attach his shirt to his underwear so he'd have a nasty wedgie. You shoulda seen him trying to walk home when he woke up.
Other dude: Remember that poofta that I was pissed at for winking at my girlfriend on facebook?
Dude: Not really.
Other dude: Well, I remixed one of his soundclick songs so it sounded like he was rapping about loving dick and put it on the fakebook I made with his name. I guess he overheard me telling people about it after the bar last night so he sucker-punched me in the alley by my house. Buddy went down with one to the chin. I wasn't satisfied so I gave him the old scrap'n'sew.
Dude: Huh?
Other dude: I happened to have a sewing kit in my pocket so I stitched up his shirt to make it a few sizes smaller. Then I got the idea to attach his shirt to his underwear so he'd have a nasty wedgie. You shoulda seen him trying to walk home when he woke up.
by varicocele April 18, 2009
Get the scrap'n'sew mug.(verb) The act of collecting various discarded and unwanted scrap metals and taking such precious metals to a scrapyard for a small but helpful monetary reward. Scrapping is oftentimes very hard and dirty work for a relatively small payoff.
Johnny had been unemployed for a stretch now and was struggling to find any decent work. He had lately taken to the toil and trouble of scrapping so he could at least keep his cigarette habit and continue smoking.
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When a "best of x" series reaches the maximum amount of games, it's called a silver scrapes game. Originated from the League of Legends song that plays when competitive games reached the Silver Scrapes point.
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Get the pulling a scrapmechanic mug.The raddest motherfucker on the planet! This motherfucker right here will load your old appliances and shit onto his badass truck and turn them into cash. He'll then take that cash and attempt to turn it into sweet threesways and weed.
Dude 1: "What the fuck am I going to do with all this old shit piled up in my lawn?"
Dude 2: "What the fuck, man!? Just call the Dapper Scrapper! He'll turn all this old shit into a sweet threeway!"
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Dude 2: "What the fuck, man!? Just call the Dapper Scrapper! He'll turn all this old shit into a sweet threeway!"
Dude 1: "Epic ... "
by Sargeant GoodTIMES! January 1, 2011
Get the Dapper Scrapper mug.Just when I thought I was done my work day, the client insisted I do more work for less pay. This client just loves to scrape the can with me.
At the end of the day, there is always that one kid who will scrape the can.
At the end of the day, there is always that one kid who will scrape the can.
by suzgirl February 9, 2017
Get the Scrape The Can mug.Well, I’ve now heard it all. Apparently Keith went to the midget tossing competition, and this little guy named Otto won. I guess Otto was so excited, he ripped his clothes off and what was hiding underneath? A 12 inch Sidewalk Scraper. Keith said he was a little devastated with the load, not very big at all. He said the Dong to ball ratio wasn’t right, but the girth of the old clamslammer made up for it!
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