by Vaggy McVagerson April 06, 2008
(noun) Generally used when referring to tonsil stones. This umbrella term can also be used to cover the various types of hardened deposits that accumulate on or inside the human body.
(1) Due to his abnormally large tonsils, Kyle has to remove scooties on a daily basis.
(2) Kyle “So how did your mole removal go today?”
Chelsea “Better than expected! Turns out it was not a mole at all, just a big scootie!”
(2) Kyle “So how did your mole removal go today?”
Chelsea “Better than expected! Turns out it was not a mole at all, just a big scootie!”
by BeardedRedGiant October 01, 2018
by Crankypants September 21, 2004
A person who is very salty and considered a bully. Tries to protect his reputation by yelling at people to delete things that expose him, and can reduce someone to tears.
Person 1: "Man, that guy is an asshole. He's like Keemstar, being salty all the time."
Person 2: "Yeah, hes a total Scooty."
Person 2: "Yeah, hes a total Scooty."
by A pyrocynical/leafy fanfag June 21, 2016
A Scooty is not neccesarily a promiscuous woman, but a woman who flaunts her attractive, curvaceous body by wearing skimpy clothing and booty shorts.
by Thewhitedanielglover January 21, 2015
The nickname of Scott Allen Allen, who works at Sbux and is about Yay high high and has curly dark brown hair. He's a badass muthafuck. True
by Jerf November 28, 2004
T.O.N.: Hey man, are you ok
T.O.D.: Yea, I'm good. That draft bud light last night gave me the scooties..
T.O.N.: I'm sorry to hear that bro.. the trots are the worst
T.O.D.: Yea, I'm good. That draft bud light last night gave me the scooties..
T.O.N.: I'm sorry to hear that bro.. the trots are the worst
by Dank Raccoon December 26, 2017