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scoot

1. To move over in order to create space

2. To exit with particular haste
1. Scoot over dude! I need to sit down.

2. That bitch showed up at the party and I scooted out of there faster than you can say "Tab Benoit"
by DudeoftheDay April 27, 2006
mugGet the scootmug.

Scooting

The act of jerking off while dragging your naked ass across the floor like a dog.
That awkward moment when your wife catches you scooting
by Godzx September 6, 2013
mugGet the Scootingmug.

SCOOTING

What we call a reddit commie deserter does after he went to join the foreign legion of Ukraine and found out that he was going to the front lines with a stick to fight.
MAN, fuck this shit they are putting us on the front line, 90% of our legion unit got taken out by machine gun fire from the Russians, this LARP is OVA, I am scooting out on a bus to Poland NOW!

He sure did some major scooting after his trans spirit bi gendered friend got zir head blown off! That will show them! He is now covered in zir blood, oh wait he is scooting all the way to Poland!
by Wise White Man March 17, 2022
mugGet the SCOOTINGmug.

Scoot-Scoot

Person 1: hey are you a scoot-scoot
Person 2: yas eye is a scoowt-scoowt
by Isa bleu November 9, 2017
mugGet the Scoot-Scootmug.

scooting

Scooting around the city on my scooter is the easiest way to get around.
by repeaz February 8, 2009
mugGet the scootingmug.

Scoot

1. To create friction with one's ass.
2. Also known as Scout, the main character of Harper Lee's "To Kill a Mocking Bird"
Hi Scoot
by haNd1287 April 20, 2004
mugGet the Scootmug.

Scoots

The condition that causes a dog to slide around on the floor to scratch his ass. Often due to itching caused by worms.
Damnit, Rover's got the scoots again!
by Big Brett the Bomb Threat December 31, 2003
mugGet the Scootsmug.

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