scootscootbangbang

Something rats say when they are gonna pull up to your crib, or when they're gonna fuck your bitch

Terry : I'm gonna pull up to your house and go scootscootbangbang

by bootleg_doritos April 7, 2017

Scomotosis

A serious condition caused by chronic climate denial, prevalent in contemporary Australia. Symptoms of Scomotosis include misogynist ranting, compulsive knee jerking, delirium, paranoia, intellectual paralysis, coma and eventual extinction. Scomotosis is severe in Australia, where the Prime Minister, 'ScoMo', has fanatically promoted the mining and burning of coal. The only known cure for Scomotosis is a dose of Climate Truth Serum. Scomotosis can be prevented by social revolution and/or inversion of the dominant paradigm.

Several new cases of Scomotosis have been reported in Brisbane today. The latest outbreak has resulted in widespread social unrest, as children and their allies take action to prevent the spread of the deadly disease. The curable but deeply distressing metaphysical condition now affects 1 in 3 Australians.

by zeldazzle October 9, 2019

Scoutosis

When you comb your hair frequently every couple minutes or so and gain a hair fetish

Alex, Robert, and Connor have a hair fetish I think they have caught Scoutosis

by Mr.Snicklefritz December 1, 2010

scoots

The runs, Hershey-squirts, diarrhea.

Aw, man, I had the scoots somethin' awful.

by The Protagonist August 22, 2005

Scootsy

He enjoys shooting donkeys and milk. He has a weird head but i still love him.

Pricey: Who's that kid shooting milk?
BJ Marlow: Oh it's Scootsy

by Ben Reid 20 October 26, 2010

Scoots

The condition that causes a dog to slide around on the floor to scratch his ass. Often due to itching caused by worms.

Damnit, Rover's got the scoots again!

by Big Brett the Bomb Threat December 31, 2003

scoots

A bad case of the runs where the unfortunate individual afflicted has to "scoot" to the bathroom in order to avoid soiling there calvins.

<argv0> Did you take a shit?
<marlon> no, go ahead, I was just in there brushing my teeth
<argv0> Sweet Jesus!!!, you fucking asshole I almost pucked
<marlon> you like that, I had the scoots
<argv0> you sick fuck!

by Danf98 December 28, 2005